“Jersey Shore’s” Vinny Guadagnino Claims He’s Banged Over 500 Women

People is reporting that Vinny Guadagnino who became famous for fist-pumping, tanning, going to the gym, partying with chicks and then banging them at home–granted he was the “nice boy” out of the group but like, slim pickings, you know–admitted on a radio show that he has been inside of more than 500 vaginas. I wonder if the number of orgasms we can count among the women would be the same?

Vinny is currently starring on MTV’s dating show Double Shot at Love With DJ Pauly D and Vinny. Vinny and Pauly D have been doing promo for the gig and one of the stops was with WFAN’s Boomer And Gio show, which is is where Vinny decided to let it be known that he has passed his peen to a ton of moderately satisfied women. While he couldn’t remember the exact number of women he had entered, he said it was “probably” over 500 and “could be” over 1,000–Homeboy taking sex positivity to the next dimension.

“I feel disgusting right now… It’s been ten years, I’ve had a good time!”

Lothario said this about his high number of sex partners:

“That’s a question that guys ask girls. Girls don’t ask guys that question… I’ve never been judged on that… but it’s up there.”

But now he’s more discerning of the women he sleeps with (must have both eyes, sorry Madonna) and just wants to meet The One, so he’s asking MTV for help since they’ve done so well in the department of creating happiness ever before. But he also says he’s never going to follow the rules of timing for things like a relationship so it’s like, mixed messages, much?

“I’ve slowed it down a lot… Like now, I’m going back to my room. I want to watch Netflix. I want to just chill. I don’t want to be in bed with somebody if I don’t want to wake up to them the next day and like talk to them… I’m all about what I naturally feel… I’ve naturally taken that progression of slowing down, but I’ll admit I’m never going to follow the rules of like, ‘Now I’m at this age, I have to be in a relationship.’“

Girl, so what is the truth? You want a relationship or you wanna cuddle alone? Make up ya mind. But I will grant that I think Vinny is growing a little and I appreciate Vinny blossoming. You can actually tell. Like now he realizes the truth about how tacky Pauly D is. If that’s not growth, what is?

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