The Original “Jersey Shore” Cast Is Pissed That MTV Has Announced A Reboot

May 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Jersey Shore premiered back in 2009, and the original line-up of messes included Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Pauly “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio, Vinny Guadagnino, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Angelina Pivarnick, and of course, the star of the show, the Duck Phone.  Deena Nicole Cortese joined the gang of drunk messes in season 3. The show came to an end in 2012 after six seasons, but the cast reunited in 2018 on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, which is currently in its fifth season.

But I guess MTV is in the mood to terrorize the Jersey Shore once again with a brand new crew of orange wrecks because they are rebooting it and the original cast is not feeling it at all. There will be no “Gym, Tan, Laundry” between the original cast and the new crew. Only “Salt, Rage, and Bitterness!”

People says that MTV announced a Jersey Shore reboot that “chronicles a new generation of share house roommates hitting the same famed beaches and boardwalks along the Atlantic to make new memories all summer long.”

“It’s been 13 years since the iconic cast of Jersey Shore fist-pumped their way into our lives and stole our hearts. Now, the time-honored tradition continues with a new group of roommates moving into their own Shore house,” a statement from MTV read. “They may have traded their poofs for plumped pouts and UV rays for spray tans, but when things heat up in Jersey, the Shore is still the place to be to make memories all summer long.”

The OGs are mad that someone else is going to be securing the same MTV check as they are because, I mean, duh–the writing is on the wall! They shared a joint statement on Twitter and they are not happy with the exploiters at MTV destroying the art that they created!

“As a cast that took a chance with a network in need, we put our most vulnerable moments on television for the world to see,” the statement began. “We gave our all over the past 13 years, became a family and continue to open our lives for the world. So please understand that we are not in support of a version that will exploit our original show, our hard work and authenticity to gain viewers.”

Concluding their post, the crew plugged the upcoming sixth season of their sequel series, writing, “Don’t forget to tune into an all new season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.”

I mean, Snooki did not piss on the floor of a bar only to be replaced.

These delusional messes honestly need to give up the ghost. They think they’re the only people who can get wasted and cause scenes at a summer house? “Lighting in a bottle.” More like “Jose Cuervo in a bottle!” If life has taught the world anything, it’s that you can easily just hand a gaggle of hot people some tequila and roll cameras!

Pic: MTV

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