The Situation Still Owes $2.3 Million In Unpaid Taxes After Serving Prison Time For Not Paying His Taxes
The IRS must have recently been working through their stack of reality celeb tax forms because last week we found out that Erika Jayne was catching their heat. Next up: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. The Jersey Shore: Family Vacation star was already convicted of tax fraud and served hard (but Snooki said it was easy) time, had community service (that he fell way far behind on), and was on probation. But, the IRS says that he still has a tax situation and owes that persistent bitch lots of money. Mike’s GTL routine now consists of “Getting Tax Liens,” as documents show that he still needs to pony up about $2.3 million in unpaid taxes.
Jersey Shore premiered back in 2009, and the original line-up of messes included Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Pauly “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio, Vinny Guadagnino, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Angelina Pivarnick, and of course, the star of the show, the Duck Phone. Deena Nicole Cortese joined the gang of drunk messes in season 3. The show came to an end in 2012 after six seasons, but the cast reunited in 2018 on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, which is currently in its fifth season.
But I guess MTV is in the mood to terrorize the Jersey Shore once again with a brand new crew of orange wrecks because they are rebooting it and the original cast is not feeling it at all. There will be no “Gym, Tan, Laundry” between the original cast and the new crew. Only “Salt, Rage, and Bitterness!”
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro was literally just arrested for domestic violence after his girlfriend Saffire Matos called the cops on him. Well, let’s put all that ancient roid-raging history behind us (it happened at the end of April) because these two are back on! So much so that Ronnie has popped the big question and they’re going to be walking down the aisle to Gym, Tan, Laundry for the rest of their days… or until they break up again.
Jersey Shore‘s Ronnie Ortiz-Magro was arrested last on domestic violence charges and we didn’t have much info. The only thing we heard is that the 3-year-old daughter he shares with his ex, Jen Hartley, was with him at the time of his arrest and Jen had to drive from Las Vegas to Los Angeles to get their child. Well, now we’re hearing that Ronnie was arrested for allegedly attacking his current girlfriend Saffire Matos.
MTV’s reality TV opus Jersey Shore introduced us to the concept of Gym-Tan-Laundry (GTL). And ever since then, Jersey Shore’s own cast members have proven that GTL can also stand as an acronym for “G’head and Text your Lawyer,” because some of them keep breaking the law. Like, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, a man who continues to live up to the word “agro” in his last name, by going all ragey on someone. This time, Ronnie was arrested in Los Angeles for a domestic violence incident.
TMZ says that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has not been keeping up his community service. Mike got sentenced to eight months in prison over some good-old-fashioned tax evasion. He went to prison–which was apparently a hoot and a half and a great networking opportunity. He served his time before his release last September and finally reunited with his wife, Lauren Pesce–who is currently pregnant with their first child. So that would normally be that–Mike could ride off to his life of wealth and reality TV stardom and a new family… except Mike forgot about the fact he also had to do community service. Now Mike is behind as shit. I mean, come on, coronavirus quarantine was the perfect opportunity for community service. See, Felicity Huffman was truly a model rich-person criminal–she wrapped that shit up!