Category: Dancing With The Has-Beens

Carole Baskin Is Being Sued For Defamation By Her Missing Husband’s Family

September 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Carole Baskin, the 59-year-old big-cat rescuer who was famous for fifteen minutes because coronavirus quarantine was keeping sane people indoors and so they all watched Tiger King for some reason, is getting sued. Carole, who is currently doing the least on Dancing with the Accused Murderers Stars, has long been accused of murdering her husband (who disappeared one day), Don Lewis, and feeding him to her big cats after running his dead body through a meat grinder. His family is now suing her for allegedly being part of jokes about Don’s disappearance on DWTS.

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The Cast Of The 29th Season Of “Dancing With The Stars” Has Been Announced, And Yes, Carole Baskin Is In It 

September 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Dancing With The Stars officially announced the cast of its 29th season on Good Morning America today. We already heard that tiger savior and possible husband murderer Carole Baskin and Anne Heche were going to risk breaking their bones for a check, and joining them and the rest of the cast will be Nev Schulman of MTV’s Catfish and Jesse Metcalf, the big-tittied gardener from Desperate Housewives.

The new season starts on September 14th and if the promos are any indication this cast reveal doesn’t even matter because this show is going to be all about new host and executive producer, Tyra Banks. Well, we’ve known for quite some time that much like the Borg, Tyra likes to insert herself places and take the fuck over.

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Carole Baskin Might Be In The New Season Of “Dancing With The Stars”

August 25, 2020 / Posted by:

The new season of Dancing with the Stars will start on September 14, so it’s about that time to start hearing about who may do the social distance salsa for a check. We already know that Tyra Banks is the new host and executive producer after both Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews were told to do the GTFO shuffle out the door. Sources are now talking to E! News about the casting of the 29th season (!!!) and there are a few potential “stars” including accused husband murderer Carole Baskin who got famous from Netflix’s Tiger King docu-series. You know Joe Exotic is fuming from prison because he wanted to be the one to shake his ass in sequins for money and camera time. But hopefully, Carole uses the opportunity to bury the hatchet with Cardi B by performing a waltz to WAP.

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Carrie Ann Inaba Says It’s “Frustrating” That Sean Spicer Is Still On “Dancing With The Stars”

November 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Sean Spicer, seen above living in Mike Pence’s nightmare (or wet dream depending on who you ask) by being surrounded by seamen, is still on Dancing with the Stars even though he’s at good at dancing as he is at telling the truth. And it’s pissing off at least one person (and probably more), judge Carrie Ann Inaba. Carrie Ann is pissed at the fact that Sean Spicer, despite his full lack of charisma, chin, or ability to dance, is somehow still being voted through. Those Russian bots: First they give Donald Trump the Presidency, now they’re going to get Sean Spicer the mirrorball trophy!

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Karamo Brown Deletes Twitter After Backlash For Defending Sean Spicer On “Dancing With The Stars”

August 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Karamo Brown really did not think it through before he defended Sean Spicer–noted liar and former press secretary for the Chosen One  Donald Trump. While Sean really appreciated the support at normalizing a divisive political agent appearing on a dancing competition as though he’s an entertainment celebrity, Karamo is not really feeling any of the benefits of being nice to Spicey. Which is weird, because doesn’t being overly polite–even to those who don’t deserve it–always lead to positive results? It doesn’t?! Oof, don’t tell my fellow Canadians…

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