Shereé Whitfield And Marlo Hampton Are Joining The Next Season Of “Real Housewives Of Atlanta” As Main Cast Members
After last season, which was season 13, of Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Porsha Williams and Cynthia Bailey both turned in their peaches. Porsha was the messy one (besides Kenya Moore, who thankfully is still on) but Cynthia was pretty boring so really this was a case of potentially losing the drama of the series thanks to Porsha not being there. Andy Cohen must have known this since he’s no dummy and knows how to formulate a social situation in order to maximize the number of women fighting with each other. So he finally bumped up Marlo Hampton to a full-time housewife after she’s appeared on the show seven different seasons as a friend. And also returning is Shereé Whitfield one of the OG Atlanta housewives. I wonder if her She by Shereé fashion line will actually release this time around? Spoiler Alert: probably not.
The entire cast of who will shimmy for attention and a check on the new season of Dancing with the Stars was announced this morning. We already heard that YouTuber JoJo Siwa joined the cast and will be part of the U.S. version’s first same-sex pair. Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Sunisa “Suni” Lee was also named as a contestant, as well as world-renowned collegiate rower Olivia Jade. And today, we learned that also part of the cast is Sporty Spice herself, Melanie Chisholm, from the Spice Girls. Pack it up losers! It’s time to spice up your goddamn lives!
Fire your therapist. Stop taking the Cipralex. Trash your meditation apps, yoga mats, gratitude journals, etc. They’re all moot. Because Peacock’s Real Housewives vacation mash-up spin-off is really, truly happening. And when this shit airs it’s gonna solve everything. Andy Cohen’s coronavirus fever dream is filming in Turks and Caicos as we speak, and yesterday Bravo officially revealed the cast. It will star Ramona Singer and LuAnn DeLesseps from New York, Kenya Moore and Cynthia Bailey from Atlanta, Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga from New Jersey, and one lone Kyle Richards from Beverly Hills. What? No Erika Jayne? Hmmm, maybe authorities advised her not to leave the country…
The Jasmine Brand reports that Bravo and Housewives overlord Andy Cohen have come up with another way to show you humanity at its finest. Rumor is that Bravo is working on a Real Housewives spin-off series that will put Housewives from several franchises under the same room in some kind of exotic locale. If Bravo’s goal is to get tropical locales to pass a ban on all Americans visiting them, they’ll probably succeed at that with this newest mess.
For myself and other Real Housewives addicts, we are currently living in a Golden Age: Potomac is ending a near-perfect season, Salt Lake City’s an instant classic after just four eps, Atlanta premiered just last night (sans NeNe Leakes), and, uh, the less said about Orange County the better. Last Friday Kenya Moore appeared on Wendy Williams’ show to promote Atlanta’s thirteenth (!) season, and she dished about her kinda shitty marriage, her two-year-old baby genius, and that alleged Housewives stripper threesome. Then Wendy put Kenya in the Hot Seat and asked her if she ever went out with a celebrity. Kenya said yes, she had gone on one date with failed Presidential candidate Kanye West, but it was a “disaster.” Kenya ended up ditching when she found Yeezy watching porn. Ah, romance.
Two Housewives From “Real Housewives Of Atlanta” Allegedly Had A Threesome With A Stripper At Cynthia Bailey’s Bachelorette Party
Cynthia Bailey is to marry her fiancé Mike Hill this weekend on October 10. And since she’s a cast member on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta, that meant she needed to make a huge messy deal of it to keep that easy Bravo check coming That’s a whole season worth of content–two if you know what you’re doing. Which meant of course she had to have a bachelorette party for the cameras. But a source tells Page Six that the real action happened off-camera when two of the Housewives had a threesome with a dude stripper after everyone went to bed. See, Teddi Mellencamp? That’s how you keep a Housewives gig!