Blac Chyna’s Mom, Tokyo Toni, Has Been Banned From Court After Going Off On The Kardashians On Instagram

The thing to remember about Tokyo Toni, Blac Chyna‘s mom, is she’s a mess. But her foot’s in the right place! Her muscular dancer’s foot stays firmly planted on The Kardashians‘ neck. After sitting demurely in court during the secondd day of jury selection for Chyna’s trial against the Kardashians, Toni used her toe talons to drag the gang on Instagram when she got home. According to Newsweek, Toni took to IG Live and called Kris Jenner “old and decrepit,” said the rest of her family “look like they dead,” and threatened to “dog walk all these bitches.” Kris apparently didn’t like that shit, so her lawyer asked that Toni be banned from the court because his client was “worried about her physical safety.” If Toni (government name Shalana Hunter) had just kept her toenails trimmed to a reasonable length, instead of growing them long and sharpening them to a rapier point, she might not have gotten the boot! Even Chyna’s counsel told said her behavior was “unacceptable and she can’t be in the courtroom.” NOBODY is trying to see those toes!

Rob Kardashian‘s former partner, Chyna, is suing The Kardashians for $108 million for allegedly fucking with her bag by getting her and Rob’s spin-off show, Rob and Chyna, canceled. So thanks to her, we now have a “before” courtroom sketch of Kim Kardashian to compare to a future “after” sketch of her serving on The Supreme Court. Sadly, we won’t be getting a “before” sketch of Toni to compare to her “after” sketch if she ever has to represent herself in court, again, for putting her foot up The Kardashians’ collective ass. Yes, they share one, have you ever seen all of them wearing it at once? Didn’t think so. According to Us Weekly:

Making a judgement. Blac Chyna‘s mother, Tokyo Toni, has been barred from court after going on a rant against the Kardashian family amid the model’s ongoing lawsuit against them.

The TV personality, 50, was prevented from entering court on Tuesday, April 19, after a judge became aware of her social media comments about the famous family, a source tells Us Weekly exclusively. Toni’s behavior was brought up in court on the second day of juror selection and she was instructed to stay out of the courtroom, likely for the remainder of the trial.

Before heading into court on Tuesday, Toni (real name Shalana Hunter) stated that Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Khloé Kardashian, all of whom were present for jury selection, “looked scary” in real life, before attacking several of them individually. “It’s just so sad. Then Khloé was shaking her fuking head off everything every juror said,” she said during her Instagram Live. “You all right, bitch? Did you have some Xanax or something before you got there, bitch?” Toni went on to describe Kris, 66, as “old and decrepit,” and compared her to Jigsaw — a murderous clown doll — from the Saw movie franchise.

Say what you will about her Guinness Book Of World Records worthy toenails, the lady really has a way with words. Not to mention an appreciation for fine cinema! According to Newsweek, Toni even wrote a little rap for her IG Live show.

“They got no fatty. They need a daddy. Those bitches ugly. I’m dog walking these fucking hoes up on the stand, on they toes,” she reportedly rapped.

Sadly, much like Rob and Chyna, The Tokyo Toni Variety Hour was also short-lived. Her Instagram account was locked after she popped off yet again after learning she’d been banned from court.

After the decision was made for her to be removed from the courtroom, Toni shared another Instagram post in which she stated: “They put me out the quart [sic] room before I even went in.”

Tagging siblings Kim Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian, she wrote: “Bad enough you can’t read, let me put that out there. Let us see you read something. Can you read a book Kim? You’re not a lawyer you didn’t even go to college. You can’t even put on a pair of clean panties.”

Well, panties aside, this does not bode well for Toni’s possible future Supreme Court defense. Even if possible future Justice Kardashian-Davidson does recuse herself!

Pic: Instagram