Category: Erika Koike

Nicolas Cage And His New “Mystery Woman” Visited His New Orleans Tomb

February 27, 2020 / Posted by:

I’m not sure which planet, in which galaxy, dictates Nicolas Cage’s circadian rhythm, but he’s recently come out of dormancy, cycled into an active phase and was spotted roaming a New Orleans cemetery. Nic, having molted his previous leather skin, visited his own tomb in St. Louis 1 cemetery wearing shiny new leather skin. And he’s taken a new mate. According to People, Nic stopped by to commune with his eventual final resting place on Fat Tuesday wearing matching leather outfits with a new “mystery woman.” Coincidentally (?!?!), next month marks the 1 year anniversary of Nicolas Cage’s 4-day marriage to Erika Koike.

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Nicolas Cage And Erika Koike Are Officially Divorced

June 3, 2019 / Posted by:

Pint-sized international woman of mystery Erika Koike’s cover has been blown, and her 4-day marriage to Nicolas Cage is officially over. According to TMZ, a judge granted them a divorce on Friday, May 31. It seems that Nic’s initial request to have the marriage annulled, claiming fraud, was unsuccessful. This brings Nic’s lifetime divorce total to 4 (to date). Erika’s name has now been added to Alice Kim, Lisa Marie Presley and Patricia Arquette’s ex-wife group chat. No word as to whether or not Nic will have to pay spousal support as Erica has requested. I’m certainly rooting for her.

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Nicolas Cage’s 4-Day Wife Erika Koike Wants Spousal Support

April 22, 2019 / Posted by:

In a move that should shock nobody with even the littlest ounce of mental and physical awareness, Nicolas Cage‘s wife of four days, Erika Koike, is going after his money. Yes, they were only married for 96 hours before Nic decided to pull the plug, but those were magical and all the time before that counts and she has become accustomed to a certain lifestyle and now she needs his money to maintain it so there!

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Nicolas Cage Claimed Fraud As The Reason Why He Wants His Fourth Marriage Annulled

March 29, 2019 / Posted by:

As you know, Nicolas Cage got married over the weekend in a messy Las Vegas strip wedding and quickly decided he was not into it and filed for an annulment four days later. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, Nicolas Cage comes swooping in deciding he wants to pull a 2004 Britney Spears.

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Nicolas Cage Got Married After Creating A Scene At The County Clerk’s Office

March 28, 2019 / Posted by:

It was a bumpy lawn to hoe, but Nicolas Cage and his girlfriend of 3 years, or just under a year (depending who you ask) Erika Koike made it official by getting married at the Bellagio on the Las Vegas Strip on Saturday. According to Daily Mail and multiple eyewitnesses, Nic and Erika’s journey to the altar started out rough with Nic, drunk and belligerent, screaming that Erika’s boyfriend was a drug dealer and insisting he “wasn’t going to do it” down at the Clark County Marriage License Bureau earlier in the day. Nethertheless, they persisted.

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Nicolas Cage Is Probably Going To Give Marriage A Fourth Try

March 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Strike up the band (a Kazakhstani death metal band with a Tuvan throat singer as the front man) and check Target for a bridal registry (12 Instapots and a single cheese board in the shape of New Jersey), Nicolas Cage just applied for a marriage and listed his girlfriend of almost a year, Erika Koike, as his intended. If the state of Nevada finds no reason to deny Nic’s request, he and Erika will be free to marry anytime within a year of its issuance. If everything goes to plan, Erika will be free to join the prestigious ranks of Nic’s ex-wives which include a woman who also married Michael Jackson (Lisa Marie Presley), the star of TV’s Medium (Patricia Arquette), and a woman who allowed her child to be named Kal-El (Alice Kim). And she’ll also be able to play grammy to Weston Cage’s brood of baby bats! I’ll put it this way, life doesn’t get less interesting when you marry Nicolas Cage.

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