As you know, Nicolas Cage got married over the weekend in a messy Las Vegas strip wedding and quickly decided he was not into it and filed for an annulment four days later. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, Nicolas Cage comes swooping in deciding he wants to pull a 2004 Britney Spears.
55-year-old Nicolas got married to waitress/make up artist/potential spy/alleged shady character Erika Koike on Saturday. While getting their marriage license, a fully wasted Nic was heard shouting things about her druggy ex and how she was going to take all his money. Nic went through with the wedding anyway and his drunken hollerings are turning out to be quite the self-fulfilling prophecies.
TMZ saw the annulment documents and according to the papers, Nic says he was too drunk to get married.
“[Erika] suggested to [Nic] that they should marry, [Nic] reacted on impulse and without the ability to recognize or understand the full impact of his actions.”
I’ll never understand someone whose “impulse” is making a legally-binding agreement. Girl, I get anxiety when I agree to those Terms & Service agreements I don’t read.
Nic also calls Miss Never-Looks-The-Same-In-Two-Pictures-And-Has-A-Mysterious-Lack-Of-Career a fraud, saying she didn’t let him know “the full nature and extent of her relationship with another person.” And she also apparently has a criminal history she didn’t tell Nic about. Nic says that the two have “such conflict in personalities and dispositions that are so deep as to render the two incompatible in marriage.”
Who would have thought that drunkenly marrying a woman you were shouting about not wanting to marry and being worried she would take all your money would end badly? See, this is why that guy postponed his wedding to and then broke up with Danielle Staub. Can’t drink around these grifters, they’ll get you every time.