Mark Ronson Has Confirmed That He’s Engaged To Grace Gummer

Last month, actress and famous person’s child Grace Gummer was seen strolling around London with music producer Mark Ronson on her right hand and a giant diamond ring on her left, and naturally, everyone assumed that engagement-looking ring was an engagement ring. Mark recently confirmed that the ring is exactly what it looked like, and he’s about to become Meryl Streep’s son-in-law. Wait, Son in Law…was she in that movie? No, of course not – that was Pauly Shore (a common mix-up).

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Mark Ronson Could Maybe Be Meryl Streep’s Future Son-In-Law

Meryl Streep’s daughter Grace Gummer might be engaged to music man Mark Ronson. This means Meryl could be Mark’s new Mamma-Mia-in-law! These two have been dating since last year, and this past weekend they were papped sucking face and flashing rock (big diamond ring on Grace’s left hand) in London. They also had lunch with Mark’s mum, Ann Dexter-Jones. And, no, Ann’s never won an Oscar, but she is a British socialite/Reiki guru/writer who was the inspiration behind the Foreigner song I Want To Know What Love Is. So there are zero guarantees that Meryl will be the cool grandma if Grace and Mark have kids. Continue reading

Mark Ronson Is Sorry For Saying He’s Sapiosexual

There’s a good reason for why Mark Ronson looked like he had just shit his pants when he was on Good Morning Britain and one of the hosts basically pushed him out of the closet as a sapiosexual. Because he’s not really a sapiosexual, which means dum dums still have a shot! Continue reading

Mark Ronson Reveals He’s Sapiosexual, Meaning He’s Attracted To Intelligence More Than Gender

During an interview on Good Morning Britain (via The Sun UK) to promote his new album, Late Night Feelings, Mark Ronson let us know that he’s not really interested in what physical form you take and is more attracted to intelligence. Yes, this is where we are as humanity when a celebrity man has to “come out” as being attracted to smart people.

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Like Lady Gaga Would Really Get Married On The Shush

Lady Gaga’s birthday is today and she celebrated the anniversary of her 30th year alive this past weekend by throwing herself a big party in L.A. that brought out bright shining A-list stars like Lisa Vanderpump, Asslee Simpson, Evan Ross and Lisa Rinna and low-rent has-beens like Taylor Swift and Kate Hudson. While working a painted-up face that screamed Clown School Carol Channing, CaCa strolled into her birthday party with her man Taylor Kinney, and everybody should’ve been screaming for the police since she obviously stole a dress out of the closet of Bette Midler’s Big Business character. But people weren’t doing that, because they were too busy staring at what looked like a wedding band on her finger.

When that hot piece of panty cream-inducing hotness Taylor Kinney and CaCa got engaged two Februaries ago, he gave her a heart-shaped diamond engagement ring. On Saturday night, she switched out that Mariah Carey kidney stone-looking ass ring for a plain gold band. So some think that Taylor Kinney is now officially Lord CaCa, because they got secret married.

I don’t know…..

If Lady CaCa gets married in a ceremony that isn’t televised to this planet and others, and doesn’t feature a wedding dress made out of live white doves, vows done entirely in a language created just for them, a 15-hour-long performance art piece by Marina Abramović and a first dance where little people dressed up as cherubs barf glitter-infused metallic paint on them, did Lady CaCa really get married at all? I think not!

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On The Next Episode Of American Horror Story: Meth Lab…..

Saint Laurent’s show at The Hollywood Palladium in L.A. was last night and I guess the invitation read: Come dressed as a strung-out performer in Florida’s Meth Circus. I’m also guessing that Justin Bieber and Lady CaCa were the only ones who followed that dress code because DAMN. Gaga looks like a drunk, clingy auntie who is trying to relive her glory days by wearing one of her favorite outfits from the 80s and Justin Bieber looks like her messy teen nephew who is impatiently waiting for her to pass out into a drunken coma so he can go into her purse and steal enough money to buy a baggy of the bad shit.

If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if Nancy Spungen played Susan in Desperately Seeking Susan, wonder no more. If you’ve ever asked yourself, “Hmmm, I wonder what it would look like if Harpo Marx played Riff Raff, Columbia AND Magenta in a community theater production of Rocky Horror Picture Show?“, you don’t have to ask yourself that question anymore. Lady Gaga answered both of those questions at the Saint Laurent show last night when she showed up in a sequined blazer that screamed, “affordable Michael Jackson impersonator,” makeup that screamed, “cracked out Casper the Friendly Ghost,” and a wig that looked like a pile of uncooked curly fries.

Gaga, Justin Bieber and his struggle stache managed to achieve the impossible, though. They managed to be the messiest messes at an event that Courtney Love was at. Because when Courtney Love showed up looking clean and hot, I doubt the door person said to her, “Um, no loitering! No loitering,” like they did with the Biebs and Gaga.

So Gaga and Justin Bieber should give themselves a slow clap for that.

And here’s a million more pictures from last night’s show including some of the hotness personified that is the Kravitz family and American-Canadian fresh drew drop Pamela Anderson with her son Brandon Lee who used an entire jar of hair grease to give you “Young Elvis.”

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