Category: Sylvester Stallone
Pamela Anderson Talked About Sly Stallone Trying To Buy Her Love, Her Marriage To Kid Rock, And Her “Romantic” Bond With Julian Assange
In the grand tradition of celebrity memoir press tours (ft. a bonus Netflix doc), Pamela Anderson is out there giving us juicy morsels of showbiz gossip (ft. traumatic tales of sexual harassment) that she’s been saving up over the last three decades. Today’s revelations include Sylvester Stallone allegedly offering Pam a condo and a Porsche to be “his #1 girl,” Pam’s immediate regret upon marrying human anal fissure, Kid Rock, and her “romantic” friendship with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. Say what you want about Pammy, but the woman has lived!
Sylvester Stallone Denies Squandering His Assets As Part Of His Divorce Fight Plan
Last week we learned that Sylvester Stallone and his third wife, Jennifer Flavin, were getting a divorce after 25 years of marriage, and all preliminary gossip pointed to dog drama: people initially suspected the couple was dunzo when Sly got his bicep tattoo of Jennifer’s face covered up with his old Rocky dog, Butkus, and, two seconds after he denied this, we learned that 54-year-old Jennifer had filed for divorce. The next day, 76-year-old Sylvester denied reports that the split was triggered by a fight over getting a new Rottweiler named Dwight. Today we have received another Sly-Denial: in court docs seen by People magazine, Sly and his lawyers deny Jennifer’s allegations that he squandered his assets so she couldn’t get receive them in the divorce. OK, but what does this have to do with cute pups? Consistency, people!
Sylvester Stallone’s Rep Responds To Rumors That His Marriage Is On The Rocks (UPDATE)
UPDATE: Well, it looks like Sly and Jennifer did head to Splitsville after all. TMZ says she filed for divorce after 25 years of marriage and has accused him of trying to hide marital assets.
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California water violator Sylvester Stallone has been married to third wife Jennifer Flavin since 1997. They have three daughters: Sophia, Sistine, and Scarlet. 25 years of marriage in Hollywood is basically the real world equivalent of a Mormon “celestial marriage” (aka forever), but, this week, some speculated that the couple’s relationship was deader than Apollo Creed in Rocky IV. The Daily Mail reported that 76-year-old Sly got his giant bicep tattoo of Jennifer’s face covered up with an image of his old bull mastiff Butkus (who also appeared as Rocky’s dog in the first two films). There’s also the fact that 54-year-old Jennifer wasn’t following her husband on Instagram anymore, and she posted a pic with her three daughters with the caption, “Nothing else matters. The 4 of us forever.” Even though all signs point to Splitsville, Sly’s rep told the Daily Mail that, actually, this is all just one giant misunderstanding. Much like the time we thought Sly was into QAnon.
Kevin Hart, Sylvester Stallone, And Kim Kardashian Are Among California Residents Cited As Water Violators
California is enduring an unbearable heatwave, and water has become a scarce resource. Well, unless you’re rich and don’t really care about the environment. We already know there are certain folks who take their private jets for quick, unnecessary flights, and they’re being labeled as “climate criminals.” However, there are a few more celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Kevin Hart, Sylvester Stallone, and others who have recently been cited as some of the worse water wasters in all of La La Land.
Sylvester Stallone Denies He’s A QAnon Conspiracy Type
If you were to predict which notable Hollywood actor would fall into the inescapable weirdo hole known as QAnon, I certainly would have put my money on a former Charles in Charge cast member, or a former Silver Spoons cast member. But the internet recently put on their detective hats to investigate a possible QAnon conspiracy theory when Sylvester Stallone popped up on Instagram wearing a hat that looked to have a Q on it. Some people thought that was Sly’s way of letting everyone know he worships at the altar of bogus conspiracy theories. But as Sylvester has let everyone know, the hat was just a hat.
Sylvester Stallone’s Sexual Assault Investigation Is Over, And He Won’t Be Charged
Earlier this summer, it was revealed that Sylvester Stallone was being investigated by the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office regarding an alleged sexual assault that took place in the 1990s. An anonymous woman came forward late last year with her story. Even though her allegations were outside of the statute of limitations, authorities still decided to investigate. But the investigation has come to an end, and Variety says the L.A. District Attorney’s Office has dropped the case.