Earlier this year, True Love filed papers to legally change its name to Bob when we all learned that True Love is a thing that doesn’t exist anymore since Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet split up after 4 years of marriage and a total of nearly 17 years together. But then True Love took back its name-changing application after a rumor came out that Jason and Lisa were trying to make it work. Well, True Love better re-submit its name-changing application, because, at this past weekend’s Oscars, Jason told red carpet reporters that he and Lisa aren’t back together. And at an Oscars after-party, he was spotted getting “flirty” with Kate Beckinsale.
On January 12, 2022, the true definition of love moved to Boca, got itself an AARP subscription, signed up for a water aerobics class, and practiced its yelling voice to yell at children playing on their lawn. Because it decided it was time to retire after Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet quit each other after nearly 17 years together. There was no reason for the true definition of love to continue to work since its work was a lie! But wait! True everlasting love may not be a lie after all since it’s been reported that Jason and Lisa are giving it another shot.
After Jason Momoa announced that he and Lisa Bonet were done after nearly 17 years together, it was very up in the air as to what they would do once they went their separate ways. In my mind, I pictured Jason moving into the pool house and joining Lisa for breakfast and yoga every morning until she finally got sick of him. But as it turns out, when Jason and Lisa decided it was over, he moved into his own place. The only thing is, his own place is on four wheels and it’s parked in a friend’s driveway. Nobody needed a sexy reboot of Chris Farley’s Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker character, but Jason Momoa is currently channeling a little bit of that “living in a van” energy.
Who? Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa. What? They split after 17 years together. When? It was announced last week. Where? Um, Hollywood? Why? We don’t know for sure, but, according to People’s sources, it may have something to do with Jason becoming a big-time movie stahhh. Jason “wants to keep working as much as he can,” but Lisa isn’t into following her husband around the world “on every location.” She just wants to hang out in Los Angeles. Insiders claim this time apart led to their demise. Ugh! This is exactly why men shouldn’t have careers outside the home! Continue reading
Please bow your heads in observance of a minute of silence, out of respect for one of the hottest couples of our time calling it quits. After the minute commences, a pair of gorgeous doves will be released into the sky, never to be seen again, to symbolize true love vanishing from our eyes forever! Yes, I’m being dramatic, but what in the world is happening in this year of twenty twenty-two? Because Jason Momoa announced that he and Lisa Bonet are ending their marriage and going their separate ways.
Lenny Kravitz Says That Bill Cosby Fired Lisa Bonet From “A Different World” Because She Got Pregnant
I always used to wonder what it said in that letter that Lisa Bonet read in the opening credits of A Different World. If Bill Cosby was in charge of props, it might have read: “YOU CAN BE PREGNANT OR EMPLOYED BUT NOT BOTH.” Because Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Bonet’s ex-husband and the father of her child at the heart of this story, is here to bring up the long-standing story that Bill Cosby kicked Lisa off A Different World because she got pregnant. According to Lenny, that’s 100% exactly why Lisa was gone after one season.