Mildred Baena Didn’t Get Paid For This

June 15, 2011 / Posted by:

Wouldn’t you think that Mildred Baena had her pick of nearly every journalist and reporter for her first interview? Mildred could’ve commanded mah boo Anderson Cooper to get topless and do the entire interview while pinching his areola as though the questions were coming from his nipple slits and the thought of record-breaking ratings would’ve forced him to do so. (I will never forgive THAT BITCH Mildred for not taking advantage of that opportunity.)

But Mildred chose to speak for the first time to the UK’s Hello! magazine. Most hos choose to give their exclusive story to Hello! magazine, because they really want to say Hello! to a six-figure check. However, Mildred resembles resents that statement and her lawyer tells TMZ that she wasn’t paid a dollar for her story. Mildred just wanted to tell the real truth about how she and Arnold tried to further positive relations between Guatemala and Austria by bareback boning each other. Here’s what her lawyer said:

“Mildred was tired of people selling their lies to the media or claiming to speak for her when they do not … She gave the interview in order to set the record straight once and for all.

All she wanted to do was put the lies and rumors to rest. And we believe that she has done that through this interview.”

Apparently, the freelance reporter who spoke to Mildred and gave the story to Hello! is friendly with her lawyer.

Up until yesterday, not many people knew what Mildred and Arnold’s son really looked like since most of the media blurred his face out. So that leads me to the question: What kind of stupido madre whores out her son’s face for free?!!!!!!?

The pain that throbbed in the hearts of fellow child pimps Kris Jenner, White Oprah and Joe Jackson after reading this hurtful news is strong enough to power a slap machine to hit Mildred in her dumb face over and over again. And she deserves it! If you’re going to kill your son’s privacy at least do it while wearing a hot outfit you bought with your blood money. A shame!

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