Category: Kris Jenner
Blac Chyna’s Mom, Tokyo Toni, Has Been Banned From Court After Going Off On The Kardashians On Instagram
The thing to remember about Tokyo Toni, Blac Chyna‘s mom, is she’s a mess. But her foot’s in the right place! Her muscular dancer’s foot stays firmly planted on The Kardashians‘ neck. After sitting demurely in court during the secondd day of jury selection for Chyna’s trial against the Kardashians, Toni used her toe talons to drag the gang on Instagram when she got home. According to Newsweek, Toni took to IG Live and called Kris Jenner “old and decrepit,” said the rest of her family “look like they dead,” and threatened to “dog walk all these bitches.” Kris apparently didn’t like that shit, so her lawyer asked that Toni be banned from the court because his client was “worried about her physical safety.” If Toni (government name Shalana Hunter) had just kept her toenails trimmed to a reasonable length, instead of growing them long and sharpening them to a rapier point, she might not have gotten the boot! Even Chyna’s counsel told said her behavior was “unacceptable and she can’t be in the courtroom.” NOBODY is trying to see those toes!
Kris Jenner Is Pressuring 26-Year-Old Kendall Jenner To Have A Baby
The Kardashians really, really, really want us to watch their new reality show, The Kardashians, on April 14 on Hulu. Huh. That’s the anniversary of another frozen rich person disaster: the sinking of the Titanic. The family’s latest group interview is with E! News’ Daily Pop, and in it Kendall Jenner revealed that mom Kris Jenner is pressuring her to have a baby. Makes sense. She’s the only one who hasn’t contributed to the next Jenneration of money-making Kardashians. Get with the program, old maid!
Kourtney Kardashian Corrected Jimmy Kimmel When He Called Her Vegas Wedding “Fake”
The Kardashians are thrusting their silicone round parts in our faces even more than usual lately to promote their new Hulu reality show, The Kardashians. Last night, the Kardashians (sans Kylie Jenner) went on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Jimmy Kimmel mentioned that, in his opinion, Kourtney Kardashian was “Kardashian of the Week” because she got “fake-married” to Travis Barker in Vegas. Oh please, Jimmy. Kris Jenner is the only one who gets to determine Kardashian of the Week, and it always goes to the daughter that puts the most coins in her pimp pocket. Translation: It’s never been Kourtney!
Kim Kardashian Says She’s “Happy” And “At Peace” With Pete Davidson, Who Has Now Met Her Kids
Kris Jenner has approved Pete Davidson’s new script pages and he’s off to the races! Now that Kanye West has finally simmered his ass down for a minute, Kim Kardashian and her new man Pete can get back to doing the things any other new couple does. TMZ reports that Pete was spotted tootling around Scott Disick’s gated community in Kim’s pink eclectic Moke car with North West and Scott’s daughter Penelope on Sunday, which means Pete has finally been allowed to meet his possible future play cousins. And I, for one, would have loved to have been at the table read for Kim’s plotline in which she tells Robin Roberts (read by Kris) that she’s found “peace” with Pete for an upcoming ABC News special. I hear that during rehearsals, Kris puts on a wig and does a whole voice and everything! What a fun family! Pete is so lucky!
Blac Chyna Complained About Having To Sell Three Of Her Cars Because She Gets No Support From Her Exes… And Her Exes Responded
Blac Chyna really tried it by going after her exes Rob Kardashian and Tyga. While she didn’t mention either of them by name, she only has two children, 5-year-old Dream Kardashian with Rob and 9-year-old King Cairo with Tyga, so when she complained about having to sell three of her cars because she gets no support, it was pretty obvious who she was referring to. But not so fast! Do you think that the Koven is gonna allow any more bullshit press to hit the family after having to rename a baby and that “Work Bitch”-quote of theirs? Nuh-uh! Both Rob and Tyga slapped at Chyna in the comments section of The Shade Room. And neither denies not giving her money for their child, but both wonder why they’d pay her when she only has her children two days a week. Well damn! Toss Chyna $10 to buy the kids a Happy Meal each at least!
Kylie Jenner Says Her And Travis Scott’s Son Is No Longer Named Wolf
Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott recently welcomed their second child just in time to help them take attention away from the billions of dollars of lawsuits Travis is facing over the Astroworld crowd-crush tragedy where nine people died and hundreds were injured and traumatized. Unfortunately the initial branding–I MEAN!–the naming of the child in question is not really all the way there yet. Kylie and Travis announced that baby Wolf Webster would be joining his sister Stormi Webster in the Children With Names Of A Fantasy Novel Character department. But sadly, it’s not a good fit and I guess the market research really did not hold because Kylie announced they’re changing his name. Get those focus groups back to work! Kris Jenner doesn’t pay them for nothing!