The Kardashians are thrusting their silicone round parts in our faces even more than usual lately to promote their new Hulu reality show, The Kardashians. Last night, the Kardashians (sans Kylie Jenner) went on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Jimmy Kimmel mentioned that, in his opinion, Kourtney Kardashian was “Kardashian of the Week” because she got “fake-married” to Travis Barker in Vegas. Oh please, Jimmy. Kris Jenner is the only one who gets to determine Kardashian of the Week, and it always goes to the daughter that puts the most coins in her pimp pocket. Translation: It’s never been Kourtney!
Right after the Grammys in Las Vegas on Sunday, Kourtney and Travis went to a chapel to get married by Elvis. But since there was no marriage license involved, the marriage is not legal. But Kourtney wasn’t thrilled that Jimmy referred to her marriage as “fake.” She said that “it’s not called fake-married,” and Jimmy cut in to say, “It is called that.” Kourtney explained that, actually, she and Travis had every intention of getting real-married that night, but it was impossible for the couple to get a legit marriage license at 2:00 AM. Even in Vegas. But they went through with the ceremony anyway because “it’s what in the heart.”
Kim Kardashian piped in to express her disbelief because she got real-Vegas-married at “three in the morning” to her first husband, Damon Thomas, way back in 2000 (she was 19 and high on ecstasy). Kourtney replied that, nope, she asked five times, and each time she was told the office didn’t open until 8:00 AM. Who told her? Two heavily disguised Elvis impersonators who sounded suspiciously like Scott Disick and Shanna Moakler?
Here’s the clip of the Kardashians on Jimmy Kimmel. The wedding stuff starts around the 2:35 mark:
Jimmy asked if anyone else knew that Kourtney was getting married Sunday night, and Kris and Khloe Kardashian claimed they were aware. Kim said she didn’t know cuz she was sleeping. Kendall Jenner mumbled something, but I couldn’t make it out over her deafening lack of charisma. So I guess that’s a mystery to be solved on another talk show appearance. Can’t wait!