Category: Kris Jenner
Kim Kardashian’s Advice To Business Women: Get Your Ass Up And Work
Kim Kardashian and her family have a new Hulu show that will premiere next month, The Kardashians. It’s a series that Kim and her sisters worked very hard to secure (aka Hulu rolled up to Kris Jenner’s house one day, popped open a briefcase stuffed full of money, and they all clapped with glee). Not to mention their previous show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, which was secured thanks to plenty of hard work (yes, hard work. Have you ever operated a hand-held video camera while high on ecstasy?). So Kim knows a thing or two about the subject of work ethic. And according to the millionaire reality TV star-turned-billionaire reality TV star, there’s a very simple recipe for success. Step one: remove your ass from whatever surface it is currently seated. Step two: get that fucking ass to work. Simple!
Khloe Kardashian Debuted A New Face In Pics With Martha Stewart
It’s that time again! Khloe Kardashian has acquired herself another brand new face! What is this, the fourth since the pandemic began? What an exciting time to be alive. Khloe debuted her latest visage in a series of Instagram selfies featuring mom Kris Jenner and… Martha Stewart. Heh? In the caption Khloe explained that her mother surprised her with lunch with “Queen Martha,” whom Khloe has always adored. She adds that admires her organization, her kitchen and landscaping skills, her love of animals and CBD, and the fact that she “ain’t no snitch.” Translation: Martha won’t tell anybody that Khloe’s new face was literally coming off at the seams during their power lunch.
Kanye West Has Added Some Names To His Enemies List, Although He Apparently Really Likes Kris Jenner
Wow, I would have assumed the woman Kanye West once referred to as “Kris Jong-un” was at least breaking the Top 10 of Kanye’s shit list, but no, apparently. Kanye and his former mother-in-law Kris Jenner are apparently on very good terms, and he’s thrown around superlatives like “hero” to describe his ex-wife’s mother/manager. Sadly, the same can’t be said about Kris’ partner. No, not Satan – I’m talking about her romantic partner, Corey Gamble. Kanye called Corey “godless.” Kanye also made it known who else he currently hates at the moment, and the list is longer than the estimated wait time for Donda 2’s release.
The Kardashians Are Ready To Be Done With An “Uncontrollable” Kanye West
If Kanye West is trying to get a rise out of Kim Kardashian by parading his shiny new F0XBot-3000 around town, he should know better by now that Kim doesn’t perform jealousy unless it’s in the script. No, the fastest and most efficient way to get under Kim’s Skims is through her mother by piercing the Kardashians’ carefully curated public facade. And unfortunately for Kris Jenner, Kanye’s got that covered too. According to Us Weekly, the Kardashians are “not happy with what’s transpired over the last few days,” and they’re not talking about Kanye’s current mannequin Julia Fox getting her own vertical in Interview magazine. Rather, Kim and the rest of the family are upset by Kanye’s new role as Citizen Reporter, reporting on his attempts to attend his daughter Chicago’s birthday party live from the trenches of a luxury sedan.
Kris Jenner’s Boyfriend Corey Gamble Shows Tristan Thompson Some Support During His Paternity Scandal
Insouciant inseminator Tristan Thompson did what he needed to do by publicly apologizing to Khloe’ Kardashian for putting his baby batter in the wrong oven, giving their 3-year-old daughter True a sibling that lives in another state. According to Page Six, he even softened the blow for True with a peace offering by surprising her with a gift every 3-year-old wants, 100 roses, mere hours before posting his Instagram apology. So the ball’s in Khloe’s court, so to speak. E! News reports that a white flag from the Kardashian-Jenner Klan may have gone up as Kris Jenner’s boyfriend Cory Gamble was seen flashing a Tristan Thompson jersey at paparazzi after the Sacramento Kings’ game against the Los Angeles Lakers on Tuesday night.
Kim Kardashian Wore A Full Face Of Makeup Under Her Met Gala Mask
Because nothing says “a celebration of American fashion” like wearing an outfit designed by a fashion house founded in Spain and currently operating in Paris, Kim Kardashian, who came to the Met Gala in a head-to-toe black stretch fabric costume made by Balenciaga. She looked like a not-smart high-fashion bank robber who forgot she could easily be identified by her butt. But, that’s not to say that Kim didn’t find a way to Kim up her look. Kim didn’t need to wear any makeup under that black mask, but according to her makeup artist, Kim kept it full-Kim under that outfit by wearing a full face of makeup.