Kylie Jenner Says Her And Travis Scott’s Son Is No Longer Named Wolf

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott recently welcomed their second child just in time to help them take attention away from the billions of dollars of lawsuits Travis is facing over the Astroworld crowd-crush tragedy where nine people died and hundreds were injured and traumatized. Unfortunately the initial branding–I MEAN!–the naming of the child in question is not really all the way there yet. Kylie and Travis announced that baby Wolf Webster would be joining his sister Stormi Webster in the Children With Names Of A Fantasy Novel Character department. But sadly, it’s not a good fit and I guess the market research really did not hold because Kylie announced they’re changing his name. Get those focus groups back to work! Kris Jenner doesn’t pay them for nothing!
TMZ says that yesterday, Kylie announced on Instagram that her second child’s name is not Wolf anymore, but didn’t say what his new name is:
It’s unclear what Kylie and Travis are calling their boy now — she’s only saying it’s not Wolf and they wanted folks to know because Kylie is apparently tired of seeing him referred to by that name.As we first told you … the baby’s full name at birth was Wolf Jacques Webster and it’s on the kid’s birth certificate, so there will be a legal process to changing his name.
Little baby boy Webster’s middle name, Jacques, is actually Travis’ birth name … so it will be interesting to see if his parents only change one name, or wipe the slate clean and start all over from scratch.
Here’s Kylie’s Story:
Everybody named Wolf howled out a sigh of relief, including Wolf Van Halen, the son of Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli:
THANK FUCK https://t.co/SfaenS3qZk
— Wolf Van Halen 🐺 🚐 🙌 (@WolfVanHalen) March 22, 2022
And just like with Stormi’s birth announcement video, Kylie released a video on YouTube dedicated to the child formerly known as Wolf. It includes clips from Stormi Webster and Chicago West’s birthday party where Kanye West threw a fit and said he was being kept from his children. He appears in the background speaking with the only Koven member who isn’t on his enemies list, Kris.
Wow, you know who wishes their parents did this? Elon Musk and Grimes’ children. X-43 IL-11 and Extra Dextra SideReel are probably at the wealthy kids’ playground hearing about the rumors like: “Wow… and his name was actually a normal word to start with… Lucky!”
Pic: Janet Mayer/Startraksphoto.com