Category: Kendall Jenner
The Kardashians Have Signed A Multi-Year Deal With Hulu
Well, it was only a matter of time. While we may have defeated the evil for even a brief reprieve as the end of Keeping Up Kris Jenner’s Birkin Collection With The Kardashians was nearing, we all knew that the Koven would collect themselves under the Blood Moon and call on their devils for more power. And they have! The Hollywood Reporter says that the Kardashians will be back on TV screens as they have signed a multi-year deal with The Devil Disney and will make several streaming piles of shit projects for Hulu. Just what we needed, the Kardashians making Disney money!
The Koven’s Annual Khristmas Party Will Still Happen Despite Coronavirus
Welp, The Kardashian/Jenner Koven is about fifteen seconds away from unironically saying, “Let them eat cake!”, because these out of touch, bourgeoisie, plasticine-plumped fame whores are going full-steam ahead with another celebration which you won’t be able to experience within your own social circle because it’s a pandemic. They’ve celebrated birthdays. They’ve celebrated Halloween. And so how could they then miss out on the annual Khristmas Party?!?!
Kris Jenner Defends Kendall Jenner For Having A Big Party During Coronavirus
Another day another Kardashian/Jenner defending one of their own for getting shit on for living lavishly during a global pandemic. Off the heels of Kim Kardashian West‘s private island 40th birthday party, Kendall Jenner decided to throw a huge bash for her 25th birthday. As you could have expected, us pissy peasants who have been following the rules and quarantining for months had opinions on Kendull’s Halloween-themed birthday party. Mostly negative. But Kris Jenner stood up and basically said: “You’re mean! Leave my highly-privileged and uber-wealthy cash-cow daughter alone!”
Kendall Jenner Pissed People Off With A Giant Halloween/Birthday Party
There can be 100 people in the room, and 99 don’t have COVID-19. But if just one person does, it can change everything. I guess these wealthy young celebrity kajillionaires didn’t get that mEmO though, because they’re out there partying like it’s 2019. This past weekend Kendall Jenner followed in sister Kim Kardashian’s tone-deaf footsteps and threw a giant birthday/Halloween bash for her 25th birthday. OK, at this point, they gotta be trolling us poors, right?
Kendall invited 100 guests to Harriet’s Rooftop bar in West Hollywood. They included the usual Kardashian-Jenner crew, Justin and Hailey Bieber, Paris Hilton, The Weeknd (fat suited up as The Nutty Professor), Doja Cat, Jaden Smith, Winnie Harlow, Saweetie, and Quavo. Everybody was required to pass a rapid COVID-19 test on site before going upstairs to the party. Kendall obviously knew she was gonna get shit, so she asked her guests not to post on social media. Ha! As IF she could stop a bunch of attention whores from posting their costumes on Instagram. That’s the only reason they dressed up! Continue reading
BREAKING NEWS: Kendall Jenner Bravely Came Out As A Stoner
In a previous episode of Kate and Oliver Hudson’s podcast, Sibling Revelry, they talked about the time they hosted a house party and Tom Cruise gatecrashed. Well, this time these rich and connected people are squeezing some “juicy” (not really) details out of the Kardashian/Jenners. They spoke with 41-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and 24-year-old Kendall Jenner about the Koven and learned that Kendall Jenner is a stoner. Oh my god! So brave! This is like when she came out as having had acne at some point! Someone get her a Medal of Honor!
Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Flouted Quarantine And Threw A House Party
Don’t worry guys, Justin Bieber isn’t just periodically posting lazy memes in order to fulfill his promise to “speak up about racial injustice and systemic oppression,” he’s also doing his part to support the Black Lives Matter movement by throwing a party to celebrate the birth of his Black friend, rapper Justine Skye. Proof that Justin can walk the talk (let’s give him a pass on being able to spell the words), he and wife Hailey Baldwin bravely faced off against Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti’s ban on social gatherings and risked having their water turned off (not that Justin showers but Hailey might like a cup of tea) in order to host a bevy of Hollywood elites (OK, Calabasas krabs) at their Beverly Hills mansion. Justin even went so far as to hug Kylie Jenner upon arrival. Talk about bravery!