The Koven’s Annual Khristmas Party Will Still Happen Despite Coronavirus

November 11, 2020 / Posted by:

Welp, The Kardashian/Jenner Koven is about fifteen seconds away from unironically saying, “Let them eat cake!”, because these out of touch, bourgeoisie, plasticine-plumped fame whores are going full-steam ahead with another celebration which you won’t be able to experience within your own social circle because it’s a pandemic. They’ve celebrated birthdays. They’ve celebrated Halloween. And so how could they then miss out on the annual Khristmas Party?!?!

Khloe Kardashian already defended Kim Kardashian West for her island party and Kris Jenner has stood up for Kendall Jenner throwing a 100-guest Halloween/birthday party. So of course they’re going to have another event–they don’t learn or care. Buzzfeed says that Khloe decided to reply to a fan who was hypothesizing about the true tragedy of COVID-19 living–the Kardashians having to cancel a party!

Khloe let her fan know (who was never invited to the party nor would ever even get a snowball’s chance in Hell of attending) the party would still likely happen. Maybe there would be more abuse of rapid testing despite the fact that so many people still can’t get accurate or timely COVID-tests? Maybe they only invite 100 celebrity friends instead of 250? We all make sacrifices.

People reacted accordingly to Khloe rubbing in our faces that the Kardashian/Jenners can’t stop/won’t stop being overprivileged monsters. Even Lori Loughlin is probably looking at them like, “Read the room, bitch.”

Listen the way things have been going in the world it is only a matter of time until we start to eat the rich and the Koven is at the top of that list, I know it. But let me remind everyone: they’re mostly synthetic, so when it’s time to eat be careful where you’re chewing.

Pic: Instagram

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