Category: Kendall Jenner
Architectural Digest Took Us Inside ANOTHER Kardashian/Jenner’s Home
Architectural Digest should just go ahead and change its name Koven Digest because they’ve shown us Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s empty mausoleum, Kylie Jenner’s tacky palace, and Kris Jenner’s fame whore HQ. I was expecting them to give their next cover to the room in Khloe Kardashian’s basement that Rob Kardashian stays in, but instead, they gave us a tour of Kendall Jenner’s house. Yes, the best time for a rich model to show off her fancy home is during a global pandemic where millions of people are out of work and getting evicted. But on a positive note, Kendall’s house isn’t as cold and void of personality like her sisters’ houses (and bodies).
Drake Played A Track Where He Called Kylie Jenner A “Side Piece” On Instagram Live
People are so starved for novel entertainment these days that scores of them logged onto Instagram Live last night to watch a grainy Drake bop his big ass head over some dusty beats he had stored in the back of his closet. And not even his primary closet, the closet in his 16th tackiest guest room. According to Complex, Drake “accidentally” (emphasis mine) played a track that was a previously unreleased collaboration with Future in which he raps “Kylie Jenner that’s a side piece” and that he’s got “20 motherfucking Kylies.” As charming and fitting a sentiment as that is, in the cold hard light of day, Drake found the need to say oopsie and blamed the DJ.
Kendall Jenner Has Agreed To Pay Back $90,000 For Promoting The Fyre Festival
The Fyre Festival is now but a distant memory (or a continued nightmare, if you’re one of the poor souls who has Post-Traumatic Cheese Toast Disorder). But as we all likely remember, the 2017 Fyre Festival became an unmitigated disaster due to the perfect storm of under-planning by the scammers who created it, and over-hype by the models paid to promote it. Kendall Jenner was one such model who was paid to promote the festival on social media, and now a judge is forcing her to return some of that money.
Kendall Jenner Says That She’s In Control Of Where She Throws Her Cooch In Response To Being Passed Around By The NBA
Kendall Jenner has dated enough NBA players to fill a bench with a starting line-up and a couple of subs. And someone on social media said she’s been passed around by the NBA, and Kendall fired back that she’s not the NBA’s go-to girlfriend.
Oh, look! Justin Bieber Said Some Dumb Privileged Shit On Instagram
Celebrities who aren’t Leslie Jordan really need to have a seat because your presence on social media throughout this pandemic is just not necessary. We don’t need to hear about how Justin Timberlake is struggling to raise ONE kid in the middle of a gated luxury community in Montana (although, Jessica Biel probably feels like she’s taking care of two toddlers). Sam Smith can leave their weepy selfies in the camera roll. And I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without seeing Gal Gadot’s rich people version of thoughts and prayers. And now Justin Bieber, and his streetwear model Stepford wife, Hailey Baldwin joined their good friend, Kendall Jenner, in an Instagram livestream on Friday, where the trio managed to string together some complete sentences––some with pretty big words in them––about how important it is to acknowledge their privilege during these trying times.
Open Post: Hosted By Harry Styles Chewing On Cod Sperm With Kendall Jenner
Harry Styles has taken gay-baiting to a whole new level as he’s pushing his new album. While filling in for James Corden as host of The Late Late Show, Harry and his totally real ex-girlfriend Kendall Jenner played Spill Your Guts Or Fill Your Guts. And to show the gays that he is here to play and we should buy and stream his motherfucking album, he took a room-temperature load of cod nut to the mouth.