It Was A Fame Whore Reunion At The Kardashian Christmas Party

December 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Tis the season for fame whoring, fa la la la la. And what better person to bring all of the fame whores together than Kris Jenner, better known as The Grinch Who Stole Attention. Kris usually hosts the Koven’s annual party, but this year, her former #1 girl (that title belongs to Kylie Jenner) Kim Karashian and Kanye West hosted the part at their mansion. There were many celebrities in attendance including Kim’s former employer Paris Hilton.

This year’s theme was Winter Wonderland Whoville and I promise you the first time I read that I thought it said Winter Wonderland Whoreville because this is the Kardashians after all. I figured they were ending the year by using their original family name. Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie yet there was no Rob. Probably because he’s got enough drama in his own life to have to worry about sledding through Kim’s bukkake covered backyard and he did make a social media appearance on Christmas Day. Prior to the evening’s festivities Kim posted a few videos to Twitter to show the less fortunate what they would be missing out on and I’m sure everyone let out a huge sigh of relief knowing they wouldn’t have to worry about seeing some of their favorite celebs trying to snort fake snow off of trees.

John Legend provided the music for the evening with a live band and many people came out to show their faces including Jennifer Lopez, Alex Rodriguez, Sofia Richie (who came with Kourtney’s ex Scott Disick) and Kris’ ex Caitlyn Jenner with her rumored girlfriend Sophia Hutchins.

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Christmas Eve !!

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But the true miracle of Christmas was when Paris Hilton showed up to remind us all of a time when she and Kim were the annoying best friends we wish we never had.

When Kim said “Paris and I are gonna go down…” I know that brought up tons of fond memories from their partying days. And seeing them together just proves one thing; Hell has truly frozen over. And I’m not just referring to Satan’s vacation home where they held this party. I never would have thought Paris would show her face with one of her old groupies especially since that groupie has far surpassed her celebrity by light years. Then again, don’t most employers want the best for their employees? No? Oh well never mind then.

And here’s more video of KimYe acting like that party was their damn wedding, and Paris looking like a high alley cat in heat while doing the drunk white girl bounce.

Oh, and in case you needed a reason to heave our your Christmas dinner:

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#KrisJenner is ??forever ??a ?? mood!!

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