Category: Kardashian Kurse

Scott Disick Stepped Out On A Date With Kimberly Stewart And Wrecked His Lamborghini All Within 24 Hours

August 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Scott Disick has had a rough year, seeing as the mother of his three children, gravy train, and one true love (read: the woman who put up with his shit the longest), 43-year-old Kourtney Kardashian, got married to her partner in public dry humps and sperm supplier, Travis Barker, 46. After Scott and Kourtney broke up for good, Scott’s other love interests included 19-year-old Amelia Hamlin and 20-year-old Sofia Richie, so it stood to reason that Scott would continue running through the youngins (since he says he looks like one himself) during his post-Kourtney angst, but surprisingly, The Daily Mail says that he went on a date this weekend with the 42-year-old daughter of Rod Stewart and ubiquitous early 2000s Hollywood hanger-on, Kimberly Stewart. Kimberly has a daughter with Benicio del Toro, so between being close in age with Scott and her also having an understanding of the trials and tribulations of parenthood, it seemed like this could be a good match and that Scott’s luck might be looking up. Except, Scott then wrecked his Lamborghini into a mailbox while speeding on Sunday morning, a mere hours after his and Kimberly’s date. Damn you, Kardashian Kurse!

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Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Held Hands On A Ride At Knott’s Scary Farm (Scary Is Right) But TMZ Says They’re Just Friends

October 31, 2021 / Posted by:

Just in time for Halloween! Your two worst nightmares have come together in the unholy union of Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian! Just a few weeks after the two awkwardly kissed during a skit on Saturday Night Live, they were spotted holding hands. Grab your crucifix because only God can get us through this next wave of elite famewhoring. Pete and Kim K were spotted together at Knott’s Scary Farm in Buena Park, CA yesterday and were apparently dressed as Butthole Eyes and The Original FameWhore™ (available at a Spirit Halloween near you!). Whether it’s together-together remains to be seen, but the thought is enough to send tingles down your spine (and vomit out your mouth thanks to the pictures).

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Lamar Odom Addressed The “Kardashian Kurse”

April 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Lamar Odom was married to Khloe Kardashian (see above picture, roughly 12-15 faces ago) from 2009 to 2016. He regularly appeared on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and the couple starred in their own spinoff, Khloe and Lamar. The marriage imploded mainly due to Lamar’s sex and drug addiction. Then there was his 2016 near-death overdose at a Nevada brothel that caused 12 strokes, multiple heart attacks, and put him in a coma. But in a new interview with Vlad TV (via Page Six), Lamar says we shouldn’t blame the “Kardashian Curse Kurse” for his struggles. He says, “That’s stupidity cuz everybody goes through shit, ya dumbasses.” Yeah, ya dumbasses!

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Khloe Kardashian Had Khoronavirus

October 28, 2020 / Posted by:

In the next episode of Keeping Up The Mental Rot With The Kardashians, it is revealed that earlier this year that Khloe Kardashian allegedly caught coronavirus. It’s a bit shocking that the Koven didn’t use this earlier as some sort of attention-getter. And it’s even more shocking that Khloe didn’t announce that she’s got corona in a Febreze-sponsored Instagram post where she also claimed that she got kured thanks to Febreze (but only if you use code: KHLORONAVIRUS).

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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Staying In An Island Fortress To Save Their Marriage

August 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Last time on “Keeping Up with the Kardashian-West Marriage Krisis”, Kim Kardashian was still on the fence about splitting from Kanye West. After he ignored her calls for a month, Kim flew out to her husband’s compound in Wyoming, allegedly with the intention of ending things. Did the kouple rekonnect in Kowboy Kountry? Or did Kim realize it wasn’t a good look to divorce someone in the middle of a very public breakdown? Either way, these two are giving it another shot.

Kim, Kanye, and their four kids jumped on their private jet and flew to an island outside of America. TMZ says they wanted “an appropriate setting to try and save their marriage”. And, here’s the kicker (brace yourself)… there will be NO PHOTOS. No selfies, no reality TV cameras, no paps. Jesus Christ. If a Kardashian doesn’t get filmed, does she even exist? My money’s on Kim fading away like Marty McFly in Back to the Future.

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Rob Kardashian Is Returning To “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”

July 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Big news outta Calabasas (just change the spelling to Kalabasas, already)! Sock icon Rob Kardashian, Kris Jenner’s only male spawn, is returning to Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Apart from the odd cameo, he hasn’t appeared regularly since 2017. 33-year-old Rob’s last couple of seasons on the show followed his weight gain, depression, and shitty relationship with Blac Chyna, which, uh, hasn’t got any less shitty.

A slimmer Rob was recently spotted at sister Khloe Karadashian’s birthday party of horrors. I guess he’s finally lost enough fat for Pimp Mama Kris to let him back on her show. Also, Kourtney Kardashian left an open spot after she realized appearing on reality TV miiiiiiiight be toxic. Continue reading

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