Khloe Kardashian Had Khoronavirus

In the next episode of Keeping Up The Mental Rot With The Kardashians, it is revealed that earlier this year that Khloe Kardashian allegedly caught coronavirus. It’s a bit shocking that the Koven didn’t use this earlier as some sort of attention-getter. And it’s even more shocking that Khloe didn’t announce that she’s got corona in a Febreze-sponsored Instagram post where she also claimed that she got kured thanks to Febreze (but only if you use code: KHLORONAVIRUS).

Khloe Kardashian has had a really busy year. Not only has she switched faces more times than we can count and reconciled with her cheating man Tristan Thompson, but she also claims that she had coronavirus. E! News says that even though KUWTK is ending that doesn’t mean they can’t go out in a ratings-grabbing blaze! And so they decided to hide the fact that Khloe had coronavirus until just now so as to maximize the attention for their show. Kris Jenner doesn’t play around, she will make you film while sick. In the trailer, Kim Kardashian revealed they were waiting back for results to tell them if Khloe caught coronavirus:

“We’re just anxiously awaiting the results for Khloe to see if she has it or not. I mean, my gut tells me she does, just because she’s so sick. And that really scares me for her, ’cause I can tell that she’s now getting scared and that she’s really nervous about it.”

Obviously being the matriarch that she is, Kris hopped on the phone and tried to find some of that sweet, sweet, Walter Reed-type coronavirus treatment for her own child:

“I jumped on the phone with every doctor who would take my call. Trying to find somebody that could help her.”

But coronavirus isn’t something simple like a quarterly full-face transplant and so Kris couldn’t find anyone to help, and Khloe was left to suffer. Khloe revealed in self-filmed footage:

“Just found out that I do have corona. I have been in my room. It’s gonna be fine, but it was really bad for a couple days… I suffer from migraines, but this was the craziest headache. I wouldn’t say it was a migraine. The coughing, my chest would burn when I would cough… Let me tell you, that shit is real… But, we’re all gonna get through this.”

It’s a good thing this happened so they could avoid acting recklessly or brazenly over-privileged by socializing in large groups or something. Oh no wait–they did do exactly that by partying on an island for Kim’s 40th like the self-indulgent and out-of-touch richies they are. Although, Khloe now has something to say to all the people who think she has cinched her nose to beyond belief. She can hit them back with, “Well, coronavirus got through, so there!”

Here’s the trailer with Khloe’s “reveal“:

Pic: YouTube