It is our patriotic duty to keep abreast of any developments pertaining to Kanye West, who despite recent distractions, is still, according to TMZ, running for President of the United States. So like it or not, we are in for a penny, in for a pound (or more accurately in for $.02 given Kanye’s propensity for rounding up). While Donda: With Child’s water still hasn’t broken yet (what’s he even paying you for, Donda’s doula?), there has been some progress made at Kanye’s Wyoming ranch. According to People, Kanye finally agreed to receive his wife Kim Kardashian. But instead of letting her inside the compound to grab a sandwich or a coffee so they could talk in private, the two headed out to Wendy’s and had an argument in the car in front of the paparazzi.
According to People:
A source tells PEOPLE that “as soon as Kim got to the ranch, she and Kanye came out together in his car.”
“Kim is hysterically crying,” the source says, adding that “Kim hasn’t seen Kanye for weeks.”
“She is very emotional about everything, and also exhausted,” the source says. “She feels very hurt by Kanye. She has tried to reach him multiple times and he just ignores her. ”
“It’s all a bad situation,” the source adds.
“She decided to fly to Cody to speak to him in person. She doesn’t want to be ignored anymore.”
Look, if she didn’t want to be ignored, couldn’t she just boil North’s pet rabbit or something like a normal person? Why do the Kardashians always have to be so extra? Anyway, here are the pictures from their reunion:
Kim Kardashian was spotted crying while speaking to Kanye West earlier today at a Wendys⁉️
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are together for the first time since his rally in South Carolina. pic.twitter.com/HQ0wlQa2YM
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Yikes, you would think Kim would be more careful about using that particular hand gesture. Look, Kanye is obviously a very busy man. Between his campaign and his album, you can see why he may not have the time to give Kim the same warm welcome he extended to Justin Bieber. While he missed the deadline to get on the ballot in South Carolina following his Charleston campaign rally, TMZ reports that he just barely made the deadline for turning in the signatures of 10,000 registered voters in Missouri. Now whether or not those are legitimate signatures or just 10,000 orange post-its each scrawled with a picture of an ugly shoe with the caption “all work and no play,” is yet to be seen. If they are legit, then Kanye’s name will appear on the ballot in that state. And last week he paid his $30,000 to get registered on the ballot in Illinois. So yes, this is still happening. Kanye also filed to get on the ballot in New Jersey.
Meanwhile, Kim posted on Instagram (excluding her Instagram story asking compassion) for the first time since Kanye’s rally where he accused her of wanting to abort their child (for which “he” later apologized for in a tweet as if Kris Jenner doesn’t know his password). Appropriately, it’s very Madonna with Child but Make it Fashion.
Obviously when I said “Madonna” I meant Don’t Tell Me Madonna circa 2000.