40-year-old Lamar Odom was sort of a mess. Okay, he was found almost dead in a brothel and believed it was an attempted murder, and also was at a shooting at Hooters, and possibly kidnapped. So he was a huge mess. He’s currently dealing with his substance abuse issues and his sex addiction and no longer sleeps with thousands of women. Now he’s turned things around and is engaged to one woman, 32-year-old Sabrina Parr. And she says that because Lamar is on a new godly-path, they will be abstaining from the dick-downs until after she walks down the aisle.
If I was Lamar Odom, I might be hesitant to try the whole marriage thing again after being married to a Kardashian. But Lamar is clearly mentally and emotionally stronger than I, because he’s giving marriage another shot.
We’re less than a month away from the 28th season of Dancing with the Stars, the show you watch when you remember it’s fall and The Bachelorette isn’t on anymore. Actually, speaking of The Bachelorette, fans of Hannah Brown will be pleased to know she’ll be bringing her patent-pending brand of primetime network drama back to television, because she scored a spot in the cast. And can you believe that she’s actually one of the lesser stars involved? Where did ABC suddenly get the budget? Someone flag the IRS, ABC is clearly cheating their taxes.
About three and a half years ago, Lamar Odom nearly waltzed with the Grim Reaper for a second time (the first was when he danced with Pimp Mama Kris at his wedding to Khloe Kartrashian), when he overdosed on the bad shit at The Love Ranch (aka The BunnyRanch Two) in Nevada. Up until now, we all thought that Lamar knowingly filled his body with all sorts of mind, soul, and organ-numbing stuff, which led to his almost appointment with death. But Lamar is now saying that he never took drugs that night and believes that brothel owner Dennis Hof, who died last year of a heart attack before his ghost won a state assembly seat in Nevada, tried to kill him by poisoning him. Lamar must’ve successfully completed Detective La Toya’s GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF EVERYTHING™ online course, because he’s confident he’s going to find the truth!
In his new memoir, Kardashian koven kastoff Lamar Odom admits he used someone else’s piss from a prosthetic dick to pass a drug test so he could compete in the 2004 Olympics. This is so disappointing. Someone who would date a Kardashian did something shifty? Why, it’s like finding out Kerri Strug was doping.
Khloé Kardashian’s ex husband Lamar Odom is opening up about his addictions in his new book Darkness to Light. Lamar (or Lammy as we all know him as) famously cheated on Khloé Kardashian resulting in their split in 2013. Then in 2015 he was found unconscious in a brothel . Since that happened his life hasn’t exactly been rainbows and kittens as he collapsed at a club, had an altercation at Hooters that involved a gun and might have been kidnapped. Lamar says he is now drug free and trying to live a life that involves getting kidnapped less, and at least staying conscious at brothels.