Category: Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez Says She Suffered From A Bit of PTSD From Planning Her Wedding After Her First Engagement To Ben Affleck Fell Apart

January 20, 2023 / Posted by:

Last year, Jennifer Lopez chose to Moonwalk a few decades back to reignite her stale union with Ben Affleck. The two of them were engaged many years ago but eventually came to their senses when they called their nuptials off. Now, in the spirit of second chances, they have reunited to give it one more try. Although JLo admits she had many feelings of apprehension ahead of her and Ben’s second go-’round.

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Jennifer Lopez Confirms She Was Supposed To Kiss Madonna At The 2003 VMAs Instead Of Christina Aguilera

January 18, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that Madonna will be ceasing her mummification treatments in preparation for a brand new tour starting this summer, perhaps she may want to bring Jennifer Lopez along to correct an egregious error. We all remember back in 2003 when Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were treated to a mouth-to-mouth session with Madonna during the MTV Video Music Awards, leading to one of the most iconic (and cringeworthy) moments in VMA history. Now, imagine if we yanked Xtina offstage and substituted her deflated cakes with J. Lo’s rotund rump because she claims she was the original choice to dance alongside Madonna.

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Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck Working At Dunkin’ For A Day

January 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Talk about easy money! You know how they say, “you never work a day when you do what you love?” Well, that was especially true for Ben Affleck this week as he shot a commercial in his hometown of Boston with the love of his life, Dunkin’ Donuts, while his wife, Jennifer Lopez, cheered him on. TMZ reports that Ben was spotted on Tuesday “dressed in an employee’s uniform and hamming it up for cameras out of the drive-thru window.

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Service Industry Professionals Have Accused Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Of Being Horrible Tippers

December 22, 2022 / Posted by:

When it comes to Jennifer Lopez and her re-boot situationship with her husband Ben Affleck, I never think of them as practical folks. Even though they have millions of dollars and probably call Oprah for gift-giving advice they treat their excess wealth like it’s helplessly trapped inside an iron fortress. For almost twenty years, stories have been circulating about how JLo won’t allow Ben to waste his money on working peasants. These claims have resurfaced recently, exposing Mr. and Mrs. Scrooge as the true reason why service workers can’t have nice things.

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Ben Affleck Cheated On His True Love, Dunkin, By Grabbing Starbucks While Out With Jennifer Lopez

December 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck has spent the past few years making Dunkin iced coffee approximately 92% of his entire identity. He even went viral last year when he became a semi-relatable meme as he juggled a stack of rain-soaked packages (symbolic of the trials and tribulations of life, obviously) as his beloved Dunkin (which I interpreted as sanity) precariously sat atop them, poised to come crashing down at any second–while he also tried to prevent his pants from falling down (not everything has to be a metaphor; bitch just needs to spring for a belt). But Ben is a changed man now that he married his supposed human love, Jennifer Lopez, this past summer. He frolicked in Paris, is so at ease that he fell asleep while afloat on the Seine, and allowed J.Af to hold him hostage include him in her TikToks. But now, things must’ve gotten super-serious; because while on a recent outing with Jennifer, Ben canoodled with Dunkin’s mortal enemy: Starbucks.

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Jennifer Lopez Wants A Sequel To “Gigli”

December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Just because Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are married now doesn’t mean that she’s not going to milk their love, both past, and present, for some attention. JLo already announced that she’s doing a follow-up to her album This Is Me…Then called This Is Me…Now, and it’ll be inspired by her love with Ben. And now, she may be preparing a relaunch of another Bennifer 1.0 classic: the “film” Gigli. Jennifer suggests/jokes/teases/threatens to Vogue that the movie she’d love to make a sequel to is the box office and critical disaster Gigli.

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