Category: Jennifer Lopez
Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lopez’ Next Album, Which Will Be An Ode To Ben Affleck Called “This Is Me… Now”
Those of us not **sotto voce** On The JLo, might have been fooled into thinking Jennifer Lopez was up to something nefarious and dark-sided last week, like running for president when her Instagram account went dark and all traces of Ben Affleck were removed from her grid. But real ones probably knew that Jen was just clearing up space for the surplus of LOVE that’s flooded her basement since reuniting with Ben, the first and last (diamonds crossed!) love of her life. According to People, on Friday, JLo broke her visual silence to announce the title and theme of her upcoming 9th studio album. This is me… Now, an album dedicated to Ben, is a follow-up to her 2002 album This is me… Then, also an album dedicated to Ben. In return, Ben has dedicated no less than 10 minutes a week to posing for photos and making contractually obligated TikTok appearances. If these two crazy kids have learned anything about love and relationships in the past two decades, it’s the importance of sharing the burden and loving with equal passion!
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Shared Their Love On TikTok And TikTok Wonders If Ben Is OK
Forget Madonna (done!). Jennifer Lopez is the true queen of reinvention. She’s gone from a celeb who loves Ben Affleck, to a star who loves Marc Anthony, to a famous person who loves A-Rod, to a showbiz icon who, once again, loves Ben Affleck. The woman just loves attention love! Over the weekend, Mrs. Affleck posted a TikTok of her and Ben cuddling, set to the sound of a kid saying, “Guys, I did it! I found the person that makes me the happiest I have ever been.” So far, the video has 8.5 million views, and a good chunk of those viewers are voicing the same concern: is Ben Affleck… okay?
Jennifer Lopez Loves Love And The Tradition And Romance Of Taking Ben Affeck’s Last Name
The power pose is back, bitches! But with a softer, gentler twist thanks to L.O.V.E., both the concept, and in all likelihood, the name of JLo’s next fragrance offering. Jennifer Lynne Affleck covers this month’s issue of Vogue, which was shot by Annie Leibovitz, but I’m fairly certain Tyra Banks was brought in to direct the shoot. Because even though Jen’s dressed in the flowing silk softness of a hopeless romantic, the close-ups of her exposed feet belie a strength that can only be gained from embarking on an arduous “journey of self-discovery.” So yes, Jen may be the “kind of girl” for whom taking her husband’s last name “still carries tradition and romance,” but she’s not afraid to “Get loud!,” especially now that she’s got a new album to sell that “serves as a kind of bookend to This Is Me…Then, the album she released 20 years ago in the heady early days of her relationship with Affleck.” That’s Ben Affleck, by the way. As in the Mr. Affleck to her “green neon sign whose soft cursive reads ‘Mrs. Affleck’” that hangs in her dressing room.
Jennifer Lopez Shared A Ton Of Photos From Her And Ben Affleck’s Georgia Wedding In Her Newsletter
As Ben and Jennifer Lynn Affleck continued to terrorize store clerks in Italy, Bed Bath & Beyond stores nationwide probably experienced a rush of customers this week looking to bring a little JLo glamor into their lives after Jen shared AUTHORIZED photos of their Georgia wedding reception’s “rustic country-chic” decor and her myriad outfit changes to subscribers of her On the JLo newsletter. I pity the poor BB&B employees across this great nation who had to tell hoards of Bennifriends that Jen had already cleaned them out of every stitch of Live, Laugh, Love merchandise, and in fact, caused an international shortage of that font. And now People has the pictures so hopefully, folks will be satisfied with throw pillows and distressed wood signs that read “Love Never Fails” in a Papyrus font instead, at least until Avatar 2 comes out and there’s a run on that font too. After that Bennifriends are down to the dregs, and there’s really nothing funny or romantic about “Love is Patient” written in Comic Sans. OK, it’s kind of funny.
A Source Says That Jennifer Garner Must Be “Thrilled To Get Rid Of Her Fourth Child” Ben Affleck
Page Six has some bitchy-ass sources and one of them is coming for newly married 50-year-old Ben Affleck. Ben married 53-year-old Jennifer Lopez AGAIN over a week ago in a fancy ceremony that was purely for spectacle because their Vegas nuptials already sealed the deal and renamed JLo, Jennifer Lynn Affleck. But previously, his marriage to 50-year-old Jennifer Garner featured the actress picking his ass up off the floor and hauling him to rehab, and generally taking care of his raggedy ass. But that’s all Jennifer Lynn Affleck’s problem now! And sources say Our Unproblematic Queen, Jennifer Garner, is now chilling and only has to take care of the kids that she actually birthed instead of her “fourth child,” Ben.
Jennifer Lopez Says That The Footage Of Her Serenading Ben Affleck At Their Latest Wedding Was Stolen And Shared Online Without Their Consent
I would’ve bet the cost of an On The JLo newsletter subscription (it’s free) that the first Bennifer wedding leak we’d hear about was the one that Ben Affleck took out back next to the catering van, one eye closed so he could remain upright and avoid toppling over into his own powerful piss stream, cigarette (with 3 inches of ash) that he bummed from a busboy hanging from the side of his mouth. But, it turns out that the footage of Jennifer Lopez serenading Ben that we heard about on Friday was the first (admitted, non-urine) leak–because according to ET Canada, Jennifer commented on a fan’s Instagram post of the clip that it was supposed to be a private moment between the kind-of-recentlyweds, and that whoever took it shared it without their consent.