Shakira Placed A Witch On Her Balcony Facing The Home Of Gerard Pique’s Mother And He Responded To Her Diss Track
Shakira has faced some difficulties over the last year or so. The Spanish government is after her money, and she split from her partner of 12 years, footballer Gerard Pique. She’s been fairly quiet throughout the process (well aside from telling the Spanish tax man to fuck off) until now. The songstress has yodeled her angriest yodel in a diss track against Pique, and she even shaded his mother with a bruja on the balcony. It’s time for the return of dark-haired, rocker Shakira!
In Shakira’s new track, she called out Pique for trading her in for a cheap imitation, a not-so-subtle shot at his side piece Clara Chia Marti. Here’s just a sampling of Shakira’s new life as a diss artiste:
I’m worth two of 22 [year old]
You traded a Ferrari for a Twingo
You traded a Rolex for a Casio
You’re going fast, slow down
Lots of time at the gym,
but your brain needs a little work too
In case you missed it, here’s the track:
Shakira’s not done. Even Pique’s mom is catching strays! Despite the breakup, the singer is still living next to her former in-laws and she’s not playing the nice neighbor who brings over homemade casseroles on Sundays. via Marca:
For the moment, Shakira and Pique’s mother, Montserrat, are still neighbors. The singer still resides in the mansion located in Esplugues de Llobregat, and in an adjoining house live Pique’s parents.
“You left me the mother-in-law as a neighbor,” says the Colombian in the song referring to the proximity of the parents to their home.
But now a new detail has caught the attention of the media. The doll of a witch decorates one of the balconies of the house that Shakira and Pique shared, oriented precisely towards the house of the footballer’s parents.
SHAKIRA está que se sale y coloca 1 Bruja en el balcón de su casa que da directamente a la de su SUEGRA.
¿Existe indirecta más directa? 😂 pic.twitter.com/EkdFiXLKPW
— Marc 🐾 (@amaerx) January 12, 2023
I doubt this is a Halloween decoration she forgot about. Now that Shakira is letting her enemies have it (watch out, Spanish Tax Manb), Pique has no choice but to respond. He dragged beloved Casio into the beef.
After Shakira’s new song-BZRP Music Sessions #53- has gone viral, Gerard Piqué, president of the Kings League, didn’t hold back and responded: “This Casio is for life.”
The former Barcelona soccer player announced the sponsorship of the watch brand for the fantasy tournament that he leads with the ‘streamer’ Ibai Llanos.
And just like that, Casio is the new sponsor of the Kings League Fantasy. Piqué managed to attract the new sponsor just day after his ex-wife Shakira slammed him in new Bizarrap session.
“Casio has given us watches for life. The Kings League has reached an agreement with Casio”, Piqué commented while handing out watches to the rest of the program participants.
“This Casio is for life”? Damn, that’s cold. I know you’re a low-budget brand, Casio, but don’t team up with Pique and be this cheap! Shakira can play at that game. We’re just moments away from a Shakira-Spirit Halloween collaboration featuring a million brujas on her balcony!