Night Crumbs

March 16, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

Ben Affleck talked to The Hollywood Reporter about all sorts of shit ranging from the disaster of making Justice League to how he’ll never direct a DC movie under James Gunn. Beyond the superhero drama, Ben was asked about all the Sadffleck memes of him at the Grammys where he looked like he’d rather have yet another wedding with JLo than sit through another minute of that boring ass show. I figured that Ben just has resting miserable face from the Botox, I mean, from the olive oil that JLo slathers on his face. But Ben said he wasn’t miserable and had a good time. He also clarified a moment where he was caught on camera whispering something to his wife. Ben said that host Trevor Noah and the cameras were headed their way, so he whispered to JLo that he was going to make his exit and leave her there alone. JLo’s response was, “You better fucking not leave.” Hmmm… I think Ben left something out. JLo probably really said to him, “You better fucking not leave or I’ll put you on Dunkin’ restriction for two weeks AND make you marry me again in yet another wedding!” – Pajiba

While wearing my third grade picture day shirt as a crop top, Rihanna and her bare baby-growing dome hit the pap stroll – Lainey Gossip

According to sources, Miley Cyrus’ new album, Endless Summer Vacation, is her Jagged Little Pill, or something – Celebitchy

Kanye West is off the hook and will not face charges for snatching and tossing a pap’s phone after the pap decided to not press charges. So, in other words, the check to the pap cleared! – Vibe

Ahead of the 30th anniversary of Marlena Evans getting possessed by the devil, Days of Our Lives has been renewed through its 60th season. DOOL recently brought back the possessed Marlena storyline, so I say it’s about time for Satan to become a regular on that soap already! – SOW

Kate Bosworth and the former Mac Guy are probably engaged – Just Jared

Christina Ricci said that while working on a movie back in the day, someone threatened her with a lawsuit when she refused to do a sex scene a certain way because it made her uncomfortable. “Why is everyone looking at me?!” said Vincent Gallo somewhere – Variety

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