Category: Elephants Don’t Deserve This
Warner Bros. Will Now Consider Shelving “The Flash” As A Last Resort If Ezra Miller Doesn’t Simmer Down
Considering that Ezra Miller’s cross-continental crime spree continues apace, Warner Bros. has finally had to face the elephant in the room and decide whether they want to go ahead and calmly escort Ezra away from The Flash so they can give it a proper burial, or just let Ezra continue his stampede unhindered, right into the offices of their new parent company, Warner Bros. Discovery, leaving behind a trail of squished donuts and interns in their wake. The Hollywood Reporter reports that despite previous assurances/threats that The Flash will be getting a theatrical release no matter how many villagers Ezra has terrorized, after getting charged with felony burglary earlier this week, “an outright shelving of the film is not off the table.” Haha, jokes on them though. Ezra already demolished that table and now it’s just dust.
Cher Met And Serenaded The “World’s Loneliest Elephant” In Cambodia
Goddammit, my eye holes are leaking over this story. As we all know, Queen Cher is an octuple threat – singer, actress, natural beauty, LGBTQIA+ icon, patriot, thief, wordsmith, and crimefighter. But did you know that the 74-year-old legend is also an elephant activist? In the past she’s (unsuccessfully) fought for Billy the Elephant’s transfer from the L.A. Zoo. More recently she campaigned for Kavaan’s release from a neglectful zoo in Pakistan. And this time, success! Kavaan, also known as “the world’s loneliest elephant” has been moved to a Cambodian sanctuary.
Harvey Weinstein Was Confronted By Several Women In A Bar
Things got a little spicy on Wednesday night when Harvey Weinstein went out to a bar with some friends. He was at Downtime Bar in Manhattan’s Lower East Side attending an event called Actors Hour, which according to TMZ, is meant to “create an open space for creatives to share what they love.” And we all know what Harvey (allegedly) loves, so yikes. Harvey was just chilling, having a drink with his bodyguards and a couple of lady friends, and enjoying the show. That is until comedian Kelly Bachman got to the mic and felt compelled to “name the elephant in the room.” I won’t keep you in suspense, the elephant was named Harvey.