Category: Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Was Arrested For A DUI
Hot Mess Hall of Famer Jonathan Rhys Meyers has gone above and beyond our expectations of what it means to be a Hall of Famer and solidified his bonafides in the annals of Hot Messes by getting arrested in Malibu for a DUI at 5:00 PM on a Sunday. Thankfully, according to TMZ, it was a solo crash and nobody was hurt.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers And His Wife Rode On A Plane That Was Busted For Carrying 5,000 Pot Plants
Well, at least MESS legend Jonathan Rhys Meyers has learned one lesson over the years. He apparently doesn’t fly commercial anymore. Sadly however, his decision to catch a ride on a private jet with the Greek billionaire heir to a Coca Cola bottling empire, Alki David, and Alki’s partner in a CBD company and Dish Network heir, Chase Ergon, resulted in his wife Mara Lane, and his mother-in-law getting cavity searched at the airport in St. Kitts. According to The Daily Mail, Alki and Chase were “accused of carrying $1.3 million worth of cannabis on board”. Jonathan with his little sneaky vape pen doesn’t look quite so bad anymore!
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Explained His Mile-High Bad Behavior
Anyone who calls them the “friendly skies” these days better pass over what ever Quaalude they’re on, because that’s some good shit making you spew that BS. Nothing causes a commercial passenger jet to quiver its b-hole like seeing Naomi Campbell or Jonathan Rhys Meyers strolling up with their carry-on. Naomi has been kinda mellow since her tantrum golden years, but at least Jonathan is still out and about, providing reasons for every airline on the globe to keep a hefty security team on the payroll.
He was a dick to his wife on a flight the other week and ended up puffing on an e-cigarette. The airline powers didn’t exactly care about the screaming at his wife Mara Lane, but they did send the feds on his ass for vaping. JRM decided to sit down with Pappy Larry King to give his side of the story.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Was Detained After Getting Into A Fight With His Wife On A Plane
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (or “Troubled Jonathan Rhys Meyers” as the tabloids call him) is at it again. JRM, who was once banned from United Airlines for allegedly spewing out the N-word during a drunken rant, was allegedly drinking when he became verbally abusive to his wife. But because airlines make sense, they didn’t call the cops on that. They called the cops because he was vaping on his way to the lavatory. Degrade your partner all you want, but don’t you DARE blow vaporized air in a pressurized cabin and ruin everyone’s time eating boxed lunches and watching Moana! Continue reading
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Relapsed After His Wife Had A Miscarriage
Well, if having to go back to work tomorrow doesn’t depress you, this will. DublinLive ran pics of actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers looking wrecked while trying to board an Air Canada flight to Vancouver at Dublin Airport on Friday. Jonathan has struggled with a drinking problem for several years now, so it looks like he might have relapsed. Continue reading
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Is Going To Be A Dad
If you work at a Tiffany & Co. and you receive a call sometime today that sounds like: “Yar, ya smar dash a silver rattle tur runtun engraving, eh?“, don’t hang up and wonder if the smoothie you bought at lunch was laced with LSD. It’s just probably one of the Canadian cast members of Vikings trying to purchase a nice baby gift for their fellow co-star, Jonathan Rhys Meyers.