Category: Elton John
Elton John’s Ex-Wife Is Suing Him For Some Reason
Many moons ago, long before he was the Queen Bitch we know and love today, Elton John dabbled in heterosexuality. He even married a woman, German sound engineer Renate Blauel, in 1984. It ended in divorce just four years later, and Renate’s kept a low profile ever since. But last week she randomly re-appeared, filing paperwork to seek an injunction against Elton. Ah, of course, an injunction, which is, um… a… (wait for the Google) a legal action that forces someone to refrain from a specific act. Continue reading
The New Lady Gaga Album Tracklist Has Leaked, And Features Collaborations With Elton John, Ariana Grande, And Blackpink
I don’t know who’s in charge of keeping Lady Gaga’s new album Chromatica on lockdown, but, so far, they’ve done a shit job. First the lead single, Stupid Love, leaked weeks early, and then, this morning, Target posted the album for pre-order on their site with the full tracklist visible. They’ve since removed that version. Dumb mistake, or dumb PR move?
Lady Gaga (seen above, three faces ago in 2016) previously posted Chromatica’s artwork to Instagram, but blurred out the tracklist and other info. But, thanks to Target, we now know the album features collaborations with Elton John, Ariana Grande, and South Korean girl group Blackpink.
The “One World: Together At Home” Concert Happened Last Night
The One World: Together at Home global concert event happened last night, featuring a ton of celebrities who, at some point, got tired of staring at the wall and instead decided to mic up, find the part of their house that looks the least opulent, and croak out some of your favorite karaoke tunes (mostly, sans fards) in real-time. It raised more than $127 million to fight coronavirus, and yes, Ellen DeGeneres found a way to piss people off… during a charity show. It’s a gift!
Elton John Hosted The iHeart Radio Living Room Concert For America Last Night
The iHeart Living Room Concert For America aired on Fox last night, and many famous yodelers sang from their houses, which are infinitely nicer than yours. But don’t worry, unlike Gal Gadot’s Concert For Attention Whores Who Need Attention, this concert benefited a good cause with proceeds from the sale of merchandise going to feeding the hungry and helping people fighting the coronavirus pandemic.
Elton John Used Lady Gaga To Keep His Feud With Madonna Going
You’d think it was Pride with a post title that gay. In Elton John’s memoir Me, he engages in his favorite pastime: publicly defecating on Madonna! Some guys rock climb, others quilt, Elton drags Madge. In the book, according to Yahoo!, he talks about that time Madonna claimed that Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” was a copy of her song “Express Yourself” with some problematic lyrics about “orientals” thrown. Elton says that Madonna was “nasty” about it. I would have gone with “smug” but your mileage may vary.
Elton John Did Not Like The “Live-Action” Version Of “The Lion King”
Elton John did an interview with British GQ to promote his new autobiography Me, and he used the time to tell everyone that he, who of course wrote the songs for the original The Lion King, believes that the music was a big part of the first one and the live-action mess failed to recapture that. Elton believes it had as much charisma as his arch enemy Madonna has an actress.