Some Forever 21 customers got a surprise sample of an Atkins diet bars in their online orders and the reaction was…not great. Forever 21 customers were not trying to hear that they need to eat a diet bar when they are just trying to dress like a Forever 21-year-old and keep it together as the cheap top they bought falls apart from being washed once. It’s all around rude, but customers buying plus-size clothes tasted an extra taste of rude, which probably tastes a lot like a gross Atkins bar.
An American Christian group called Return to Order had a petition of over 20,000 people to get Netflix to cancel an upcoming show Good Omens because they found it blasphemous! It turns out Return to Order should be called Return to Sender because they sent their petition to the wrong place. Good Omens is produced by Amazon not Netflix. I love this so hard, because it would’ve taken a 4-second Google search to find out the most important detail: who makes that ungodly work of unholiness. Maybe it’s an omen that god doesn’t care about this silly petition and they should focus on real problems like sick children or Lindsay Lohan getting her reality show back.
We’ve all made the mistake of hearing a Mariah Carey song and thinking, “Is that actually Mariah Carey or is it two-time Nobel Peace Prize recipient Marie Curie?” Marie Curie is the physicist best known for discovering radioactive elements polonium and radium and being the only person to win a Nobel Peace Prize in two different categories. Mariah Carey is the pop star diva who loves rainbows, her lambs and doesn’t know who Jennifer Lopez is. Some might think it’s hard to mistake these two glamorous divas, but a bakery in England did just that.
The first night of the Spice Girls (sans Posh) UK reunion tour finally happened last night in Dublin, Ireland, and instead of the sound of a million post-pubescent nostalgia thirsty middle aged fans screaming “Zigzag Ah” along with the band, it was more like the crowd holding up ear trumpets and asking “Zigazig- HUH?” because the sound quality in Croke Park was so terrible, reportedly. Was this a calculated move to mask how awful the vocals
still now sound, or did the sound engineer forget to leave off all the mics except for Sporty Spice Mel C‘s like the old days? Come on, we all know that Sporty’s the only one who can really “sing“.
Logan Marshall-Green’s Wife Diane Gaeta Called Out His Cheating Ways On Instagram After Filing For Divorce
If you’re saying “who?” over that headline like I did, let me assure you that this isn’t about that dickhead YouTuber or some amazing Logan’s Run sequel you’ve been waiting 40 years for (which is actually happening!). 42-year-old Logan Marshall-Green is an actor who just got figuratively John Bobbitt-ed by his now 38-year-old estranged wife Diane Gaeta over her public Instagram allegations of his cheating ways that led to her filing for divorce yesterday.
Ariana Grande has finally responded to all the haters who have accused her of cultural appropriation. Ari got a new tattoo on the palm of her hand which was supposed to read “7 Rings” (the title of her latest single) in Japanese kanji. But it actually reads “small charcoal grill”. Getting a mistranslated Asian character tattoo is Ariana practically shouting from the rooftops, “don’t let excessive bronzer and trap-lite videos fool you, I’m a basic ass white chick through and through!”. Gwen Stefani wishes she had the nerve!