Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have allowed the public to play the are they/aren’t they married game for the last decade-plus since they shacked up in 2011. The couple has since lived a very private life with their two daughters and zero sweatpants. Eva especially has largely stayed out of the spotlight and remained mum on speculation about her and Ryan’s relationship until last week when she very conspicuously flashed her “de Gosling” tattoo on Instagram. And shortly after that, she decided to give ‘em somethin’ to talk abowwt by calling Ryan her husband in an interview on Australian TV. So either she forgot that they’d spent years not talking about it, or someone was ready to put on her fancy pants and get back out there on the attention stroll.
Rosie O’Donnell has taken to TikTok to publicly apologize to Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas for an awkward incident at Nobu in Malibu yesterday. Apparently 59-year-old Rosie was lunching with her son, his girlfriend, and her long-time pal Fran Drescher. By chance, new parents Nick and Priyanka were dining at the table beside them. Rosie says she went up to Nick and told him she liked his work on the TV show Kingdom. Then she turned to Priyanka and said, “I know your dad.” Priyanka responded, “You do? Who’s my dad?” Rosie answered, “Deepak.” Yep, Rosie assumed Priyanka was the daughter of New Age alternative medicine guru/author Deepak Chopra. According to Rosie, 39-year-old Priyanka replied, “No, and Chopra is a common name.” Oh Rosie. Open mouth, insert foot.
Shawn Mendes recently dropped 110 pounds (her name was Camila Cabello). Big change! It’s the perfect time for the 23-year-old to shift his public image away from “betrothed quarantine zombie” to “single stud.” And what better way to do that than to take some sexy thirst traps? So while hiking at Runyon Canyon in Los Angeles, Shawn posed in front of some dry-ass shrubs and got a buddy to capture him in all his shirtless, sweaty, muscle-flexing glory. Unfortunately, he immediately fell on his ass. Shawn posted both the photo and falling video to Instagram, and captioned it, “I guess that’s what I get.”
BREAKING NEWS: Amy Schumer got fillers! Aaaaand this just in: Amy Schumer dissolved her fillers. Wow, what an emotional rollercoaster! Amy took to Instagram yesterday to post a picture of her getting her fillers removed. She wrote, “I tried getting fillers. Turns out I was already full.” Then Amy joked that they made her look like Maleficent. Um, isn’t that the point? I’m pretty sure Madonna brings in Maleficent’s photo every time she goes to her plastic surgeon. “I wanna look like this, but even weirder!”
Iwan Rheon Of “Game Of Thrones” Was Forced To Repeatedly Correct Interviewers On “Good Morning Britain”
You may know Iwan Rheon from Game of Thrones, where he played deranged psychopath Ramsay Bolton. And while I’ll never be able to look at Iwan without picturing him severing Lily Allen’s little bro’s penis, Iwan has continued to act in other roles. Today he popped by Good Morning Britain to promote his latest film, The Toll. You’d think GMB would be a cakewalk now that Piers Morgan’s been kicked to the curb. Unfortunately for Iwan, hosts Charlotte Hawkins and Ranvir Singh’s research notes contained four mistakes, and he was forced to awkwardly correct them live on the air. Oooo, what did Charlotte and Ranvir do to those GMB researchers? I’m going to guess Charlotte and Ranvir snubbed them in the break room. It’s always a snub in the break room. Continue reading
Back in March, English retiree, Alan Slattery was a man with a plan: walk into an Eastbourne bank, give the teller a threatening note that demanded money, and exit a slightly richer man. Alas, Alan’s robbery attempt was foiled by his messy penmanship; employees couldn’t figure out what his note said.
“Your sereen won’t stop whet 9vo sot. Just hard over the 10s and 20s. Think olout the customer’s”? Nope, it’s supposed to read: “You screen won’t stop what I’ve got. Just hand over the 10s and 20s. Think about the customers.” And Alan is 67 years old! Meaning he would’ve been taught proper cursive in school. I weep for the Gen-Z bank robbers of tomorrow, whose notes will be illegible chicken scratches featuring crudely drawn skull emojis.