As promised, Lady Gaga released her new single Stupid Love at midnight. The song is like a remake of Born This Way and the video is very no-budget Power Rangers reboot meets no-budget Barbarella reboot. Gaga also talked about her new album, saying that you better get ready to dance and you better get ready to cry from happiness because that’s how good the music is. And if you don’t cry from how good it is, some Little Monsters will cyberbully you into tears, so it has the same effect.
Billboard says that Gaga spoke with Zane Lowe on Apple Music’s New Music Daily show and said she’s going back to Old Gaga instead of Super Serious Actress Gaga or Jazz Gaga.
“We are definitely dancing. I think the best way to describe all of the things that you just said is that I put all my heart, all my pain, all my messages from the other realm that I hear of what they… what they tell me to tell the world and I put it into music that I believe to be so fun and you know, energetically really pure, and I want people to dance and feel happy.”
And yes, Gaga wants to make music that people will actually buy.
“Someone asked me the other day what my goal was with this album and it actually sounds ridiculous when I say it out loud. But I go, I said, “I would like to put out music.” That a big chunk of the world will hear, and it will become a part of their daily lives and make them happy every single day… There were so many different iterations of these songs because we all wanted it to be perfect and literally nobody cared who put their fingerprints on it… as long as it was the dopest thing that we could give the world and that it was meaningful, authentic, and completely me.”
According to Gaga, her new music is so gorgeous and wonderful that the sound of her godly voice summoned tears out of her eyes.
“I used to cry a lot in the studio because I, I would listen back to what I was singing and I would hear my voice and I would hear the music and it would be so joyful and I, and celebratory, and it, I would essentially see the arc of my entire day.”
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of the Little Monsters, because they will be forced to listen to this song continuously on all their devices for a week straight so their lord and savior can get a hit. Don’t let her down, Little Monsters! Don’t make her bundle her music with Fleets to get us gays to buy it.
Here’s the 80s-vibe-from-the-90s song and the gay Mad Max video, which was shot on an iPhone (my guess is an iPhone 4) and looks like a regular day at Coachella.