Night Crumbs
Frank Ocean gave his first performance in six years at Coachella last night, and well, it made some of his fans say, “Um, I think I’d rather time travel back to Fyre Festival than watch that mess again.” Because Frank was an hour late, his performance was not live-streamed, he lip-synched, he barely performed, and he cut his set early due to curfew rules. Sources claim that Frank fucked up his ankle during rehearsals and that his Coachella set was originally going to have a skating rink, complete with real ice, but he changed his mind at the very last minute, and the crew had to take it apart. I get it, I wouldn’t want to be at Coachella either, but I’m not a headliner! And if Frank isn’t in the mood to headline again this upcoming weekend, he should get his nightmare-inducing Shrek baby to fill in for him. That baby looks all kinds of coked up, so it’d fit right in at Cokehella! – Uproxx
Last year it was reported that F. Murray Abraham was leaving the AppleTV+ show Mythic Quest after two seasons. Turns out that F. Murray Abraham didn’t “leave,” he was reportedly shit-canned for allegedly pulling a Bill Murray on set. He was accused of sexual misconduct more than once. I guess this might mean that F. Murray Abraham wasn’t really acting when he played a pervy old man in The White Lotus – Pajiba
International treasure Keanu Reeves and his girlfriend Alexandra Grant brought the awwws to the annual MOCA Gala in L.A. with their PDA. And judging by what’s on his feet, Keanu was so excited to pose with his lady love at the MOCA Gala that he cut short his bowling game and didn’t even change his shoes – Celebitchy
JK Rowling might be dealing with a case of whiplash today after going from sending Judy Blume a TERF welcome basket to burning her copy of Freckle Juice. Because after it was reported that Judy Blume showed love and support for JK Rowling in an interview, Judy said that her words were taken out of context and she stands with the trans community – Lainey Gossip
Morgan Freeman explained why Black History Month and the term African-American are both insulting to him. And yes, every time I read the name, Morgan Freeman, my brain is once again reminded of the old rumor about him wanting to marry his step-granddaughter. I guess bleaching my brains after reading about that rumor the first time didn’t work – The Root
If you can somehow press your eyeballs against the screen while squinting at the same time, you might be able to see the first “look” at Cynthia Erivo as Elphaba and Ariana Grande as Glinda in the Wicked movies – Variety
Because Bad Bunny’s contract with the Koven probably states that he must publicly diss one of Kendall Jenner’s exes for maximum attention, he dissed Harry Styles during his Coochella set – Insider
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