Category: Damage Control
There’s A Rumor Chrissy Teigen Wants To Do A Damage Control Interview With Oprah
Chrissy Teigen is on a mission to save her reputation, which is currently Cha-Cha DiGregorio levels of bad (Grease reference), after allegations that she bullied and wished death upon designer Michael Costello (who was also accused of asshole behavior). And a then-underage Courtney Stodden. Even though Chrissy’s publicly apologized twice, she reportedly wants to apologize some more to win back her lost fans (and her lost jobs). According to sources, the disgraced super relatable lifestyle guru/swimsuit model is angling to do a big interview with Oprah, a la Megan Markle, and Prince Harry. Apparently, Chrissy thinks she can talk her way out of this mess, and “if Oprah can forgive Chrissy, then so can the nation.” It’s true, they’ll have to. It’s written in their Constitution.
Tori Spelling Claims The Press Is To Blame For Her April Fools’ Day Stunt
Shhhhh. Hush, y’all. What is that plaintive little wail? I think it’s coming from storage locker #88,663. Could it be the cases of CBD lube quivering in fear, knowing what grim fate awaits them when Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott rush in breathlessly to grab a few more jars and set about installing fetus #6 into her vacant womb cave for real this time? There it is again. This must be what it sounds like when doves cry.
On April 1st, Tori posted an ill-conceived Instagram stunt, in which she’d claimed her beleaguered uterus was blessedly hosting a new hatchling. This had some people’s knickers in a knot over what appeared to be a lack of sensitivity for the plight of those who have miscarried or cannot conceive. Well, unlike her default position for Dean’s mighty, seed-shooting peen, Tori isn’t taking these accusations lying down and claims her pregnancy announcement was a way to turn the tables on the press.
Sammy Hagar Walked Back His Statement About Dying From Coronavirus To Save The Economy
Even though things are slowly starting to open back up, the coronavirus is still running rampant and infecting people, and making it so that, “I won’t wear a mask” is as bold and stupid a statement as, “With enough exercise and FitTea, I too can look like Kim Kardashian.” And yet, just a few days ago, we learned that former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar was a-ok with going to the big Cabo Wabo in the sky if it meant he could get back out touring and filling concert seats. After getting dragged for saying that, Sammy has decided to clarify what he meant about dying for those sweet summer stadium jams.
Lana Del Rey Posts ANOTHER Instagram Note Addressing Her Previous Instagram Note
Earlier this year when Lana Del Rey turned up at the Grammys rocking what looked like a $40 Chico’s dress and makeup that she clearly did herself in the bumpy cab ride over, it seemed pretty obvious that the girl has no stylist. Well, apparently she also doesn’t seem to have a publicist because nobody is stepping in to stop her from tweeting her career down the toilet. If anybody in the LDR camp is listening: head over to Lana’s bedroom, turn down the Doja Cat record, slap the Marlboro Lite out of her hand, and take her phone away!
CBS Announced Some Changes To “Survivor” In The Wake Of Dan Spilo’s Removal From The Game
The finale of Survivor airs tonight and it’s going to look a lot different from past seasons. In light of the unprecedented removal of a player, Hollywood agent Dan Spilo, from the game for inappropriate touching, CBS has made some changes to both how the finale will play out and with their procedures moving forward. E! News reports that those changes could affect other CBS reality shows like Big Brother and Love Island, which would probably leave those shows with a 30 second running time solely comprised of a lengthy disclaimer and the opening credits.
Prince Andrew Has Allegedly Hired A Spin Doctor To Fix His Reputation
Ever since his alleged friend Jeffrey Epstein allegedly killed himself while in police custody, Prince Andrew has made multiple bumbling attempts to act like he didn’t know Jeffrey. And each time he’s looked more and more like Austin Powers trying to convince everyone that he doesn’t own that Swedish-made penis enlarger pump. From “He wasn’t even really my friend!” to “I only went to his house to tell him I didn’t want to be friends anymore!”
But Andrew can finally kick his feet up on mumsy’s comfiest foot stool and take a break from all that exhausting work, because someone else is in charge of the damage control now.