Category: Sammy Hagar
Sammy Hagar Walked Back His Statement About Dying From Coronavirus To Save The Economy
Even though things are slowly starting to open back up, the coronavirus is still running rampant and infecting people, and making it so that, “I won’t wear a mask” is as bold and stupid a statement as, “With enough exercise and FitTea, I too can look like Kim Kardashian.” And yet, just a few days ago, we learned that former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar was a-ok with going to the big Cabo Wabo in the sky if it meant he could get back out touring and filling concert seats. After getting dragged for saying that, Sammy has decided to clarify what he meant about dying for those sweet summer stadium jams.
Sammy Hagar Is Okay With Dying From Coronavirus If It Means Saving The Economy
The name Sammy Hagar would probably make Vanessa Hudgens’ brain contort into a giant question mark like it does when anyone says that her beloved religion Coachella is trash. But Sammy is about to be Vanessa Hudgens’ favorite new musical artiste, because like her, he’s probably got a “People Die! That’s Life!” bumper sticker on his car. Sammy is ready to go back on the road and is okay with catching coronavirus and dying if it means that the economy will be saved. You hear that, coronavirus?! Sammy will sacrifice himself to you if you just stop! “Eh, I’m more of a David Lee Roth fan,” said coronavirus.