Because of the Black Lives Matter movement and coronavirus, we haven’t heard that much from that other virus KAVID-666 (Kardashian Virus Disease), but they’ve still been infecting the internet and helping to keep Instagram from ever getting a certified organic label by spreading their plastic-ness over there. And after Kim Kardashian posted yet another picture of her looking like a Bratz doll in a funhouse mirror, Jameela Jamil claims she got thousands of pleas asking her to talk about the pic, and so she’s stepped up to tell everyone to stop paying attention to Kim Kardashian and she did that while holding up a picture of Kim Kardashian, pretty much.
For a minute there, Jameela was busy defending herself from the bees and from people accusing her of faking her illnesses for attention. But now she’s back to her signature cause of calling out influencers for pushing an impossible beauty standard on women by selling scams like that tea that does more damage to b-holes than a spiked butt plug covered in ghost pepper lube. Specifically, she has gone after The Koven for being at the forefront of making women feel like the epitome of WOMAN is wrapped around looks, specifically specifically, the look of an alien centaur mannequin.
In Crumbs yesterday, I linked to an Instagram video that Kim posted of her waist looking more cinched and tight than your nerves when you read the name, Kim Kardashian. This is the caption that Kim farted out with the video:
Just found this in my phone from my special trip to London last year to meet w Mr. Pearl. I wore a corset like this for the Met Ball for my @manfredthierrymuglerCamp look but the corset was misplaced that night 🤦🏻♀️ and I want it so badly preserved for my archive that I flew to London to have another made. We also might have started making a few more costumes including my special 40th bday staging. Can’t wait to show you the video LOOKSSSS we’ve been cooking up
ARCHIVE?! The delusion….
Honestly, we would all be able to do what Kim did with her waist if we too had our ribs and internal organs removed years ago. But apparently, THOUSANDS flooded Jameela’s DMs with pleas to say something about Kim’s corset war on internal organs. So she did.
Jameela put up an Instagram post, saying that her job as the Leader of Body Positivity is done since many, I’m sorry, THOUSANDS were disturbed over Kim’s video. Jameela went on to write that the media warped Kim’s sense of image and she’s sharing that warped sense of beauty with her followers. Jameela is not trying to cancel Kim but then pretty much said that you should unfollow and block Kim.
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I’ve received over 1000 DMs asking me to address this. The reason I didn’t jump on it immediately isn’t because I don’t think the post was damaging and disappointing. I do. It’s because the fact that you’re all messaging me about it, shows my work is done. I havent been trying to cancel Kim K. I was always trying to arm YOU with the knowledge to recognize for YOURSELVES that this is a bullshit expectation of women, developed by the patriarchy. If YOU know that it’s problematic, reductive and irresponsible for her to perpetuate such a heavily impossible beauty standard to her impressionable fans… then you’re empowered and conscious and don’t need me. Kim, like many of us, has had decades of body image issues and obsession. This has been HEAVILY perpetuated by how much the media scrutinized her and her sisters over their appearances. She isn’t actively trying to harm you. She’s just so harmed and deluded into thinking this is what SHE needs to look like to be special and beautiful and she’s spilling it out onto her following. Is this wrong? YES. But I’m not sure she realizes that she’s doing to others what her idols did to her, in making her think a tiny waist is the key to femininity and sex appeal. We grew up in the era of Heroin Chic, where we were told you HAD to look like an addict starving to death, so to go from that..to being bullied about your body by the world? This toxicity from someone who is smart and knows better, is a sign that this is harm she can’t stop doing. So there’s no point in screaming at her. The smart thing to do is to protect YOURSELF. YOU have the power. YOU control every Market. YOU choose what and who is trendy. Unfollow the people who tell you things that hurt your self esteem. Don’t let the debris of their damage spill out onto you. Unfollow people/brands that don’t make you feel powerful and happy and grateful for what you have. You’re the boss and none of them are shit without you. THE PATRIARCHY WANTS US TO FOCUS ON OUR WEIGHT INSTEAD OF POWER, EQUALITY AND PSYCHOLOGICAL FREEDOM. FUCK ANYONE WHO ENCOURAGES THIS. BLOCK. MUTE. DELETE. REPEAT. Follow activists, writers, artists and comedians instead❤️
The Keeper of the Everlasting Forehead Curtain isn’t wrong about only following things that make you happy, which is why my Instagram feed is only made up of dogs, dudes, donuts, and Dolly (aka the name of the Food Network show of my dreams). But while telling you not to pay attention to Kim, she posts a picture of Kim, thus giving Kim more attention. Pimp Mama Kris thanks Jameela for the attention as she surgically removes a rib from Khloe Kardashian’s body in The Koven’s private plastic surgery center. Listen, IN THIS ECONOMY, even PMK has to save money by getting a medical degree from Kardashian U so she can do her family’s plastic surgeries.