Dean McDermott still has his podcast, Daddy Issues. We all know that one of The Deaner’s issues is to overshare about his sex life with Tori, so it should come as no surprise that he has been talking about their sex life again. Remember when Dean’s son Jack walked in on his dad and Tori having sex? Now we know there’s a chance a bottle of CBD lube was sitting on the bedside table while it was happening.
After Dean’s co-host mentioned that he and his wife use CBD-infused lube, he responded by excitedly asking, “Isn’t it awesome?” Dean couldn’t exactly remember what brand his was, just that it came in a brown bottle. Dean, has your dumbass been squirting Hershey’s syrup on your dick again?
Denise Richards, who was the guest this week, then proceeded to ask Dean if Tori liked it and if she noticed a difference. Dean replied, “Totally.” But Dean added that the one he uses doesn’t have THC in it, which means no one is getting high. That’s good for Tori. Because I’m sure there was a time in 2013 when Tori would stop in the middle of sex and think, “Is Dean really here having sex with me, and not out banging some random chick? Whoah, I must be high out of my mind right now.”
Dean also confessed that he and Tori have been known to have sex three times a day, but typically it happens at least once a day. Although he stresses that recently they’ve been going at it once in the morning and once at night. Okay, there may be no THC in that lube, but there’s definitely cocaine. Because how else do Tori and Dean have that much energy for fucking when they spend so much of their time fucking over their credit score?
Skip to the 50:24 mark to hear Dean gush over CBD sex lube.
And here’s Tori and Dean at the FOX Summer Television Critics Association 2019 All-Star Party yesterday: