Category: Beautiful Gowns

Here’s The Full Trailer For “Being The Ricardos” Starring Nicole Kidman As Lucille Ball

November 10, 2021 / Posted by:

There’s a tiny off-camera, post-credits half-cackle in the just-released official trailer for Being The Ricardos that sounds kiiiinda like Lucille Ball but I’m not convinced it came from Nicole Kidman. I think it might have come from Lucy’s ghost since Nic’s face looks more like a smooth, well-kneaded hunk of dough with two raisins pushed in if for eyes than her famous mug. And not since Sally Field in Sybil has an actor done so many different and distinct voices for a single character. But hey, I’m not one to dwell on the negative. Just off the top of my head, what I can say about Nic’s performance based on this trailer is she’s got great wigs, beautiful wigs.

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Brian Cox Comes For Johnny Depp, Quentin Tarantino, David Bowie And More In His New Autobiography

October 28, 2021 / Posted by:

You’re never going to have to do much to sell me on a book of cocks, so selling that shit to me by spelling it “Cox” and adding an apostrophe “s,” is really just gilding the lily. Especially considering that the Cox book in question is a burn all-the-bridges Hollywood memoir written by a 75-year-old actor on a hit TV show with nothing to lose. In a new autobiography called Putting the Rabbit in the Hat, Succession star Brian Cox goes ahead and lets us know he thinks Johnny Depp is overrated, praises David Bowie’s beautiful gowns and made me look up the word “meretricious” with his description of Quentin Tarantino’s work even though he says he’d still pick up the phone if the caller ID showed a zoomed-in picture of a big toe. It’s a page right out of the Quincy Jones pee-paw tells all playbook, and I am sold!

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Andra Day Says She Doesn’t Know Brad Pitt So They Certainly Aren’t Dating

June 28, 2021 / Posted by:

Reports that Brad Pitt and Andra Day were seen “flirting” and exchanged numbers at the Academy Awards ceremony last April were news to Andra Day. Speaking at Entertainment Tonight from last night’s BET awards, Andra had to be reminded that they’d ever even met but complimented him on his beautiful gowns all the same. Yes, not only did Andra win a Golden Globe and get nominated for an Oscar for her portrayal of Billie Holiday, but she also has a killer Aretha Franklin impression in her repertoire. What’s more, she’s also got a serviceable Mariah Carey “I don’t know her” in her toolkit to boot.

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Taylor Swift Released A Video For The Single “Willow” From Her Album “Evermore” Which Touches On Her Feud With Kanye West And Relationship With Tom Hiddleston

December 11, 2020 / Posted by:

Justin Timberlake’s Man of the Woods walked for a couple of steps before it tripped and landed with its ass sticking up out of the flap of its flannel long johns so Taylor Swift’s folklore could run. Which I guess means that folklore ran so evermore could sit pensively in vintage lace and gingham. As promised, Taylor’s 9th studio album dropped last night, along with a video for the single willow, directed by Taylor, in which she takes whimsy outback, beats it to a pulp, stuffs its lifeless body into a burlap sack, drags it to the river, dumps it and then runs and hops into a perfectly distressed 1920s jalopy, drives downstream ahead of the careening corpse, hops out, rushes to the riverbank, grabs the sodden sack, opens it and leans over and breathes new life into the mouth of whimsy which transforms it into a flesh and blood prince charming. SPOILER ALERT: They live happily evermore.

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People Magazine Names Its 2019 “People Of The Year”

December 4, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s that time of year where the drinks at Starbucks go from being cloyingly sweet pumpkin monstrosities to cloyingly sweet peppermint monstrosities, and strains of Mariah Carey’s AIWFCIY repeat and repeat in your brain until you want to stab yourself in the ear with the sharp end of a half-eaten candy cane just to make it stop. That means it’s also time for utterly meaningless lists! From the people who decided John Legend was the sexiest man alive, comes People Magazine’s equally dubious People Of The Year list. It’s like Time Magazine’s Person of The Year, only it’s decided by the intern who does the Starbucks runs. Congratulations to Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez and Taylor Swift‘s publicists. The editorial staff only got to make one “out of contract” pick, and they went with Michelle Obama.

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Open Post: Hosted By Shania Twain Not Actually Shading Taylor Swift To Our Great Disappointment

November 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Dear sweet Shania Twain not only let somebody style her hair into a poop emoji at the American Music Awards, she also got caught trying to outshine the queen of shade, Miss Aretha Franklin, when it came time for her to say something nice about Taylor Swift. Taylor won a Satan’s Glass Dildo award for Artist of The Decade, so naturally people were curious about how that happened. Entertainment Tonight went to Shania for her reaction, and in a video clip of that interview, Shania doesn’t mention Taylor’s beautiful gowns, but she does say “you don’t have to be beautiful to be a star.” That’s so damn shady that Aretha felt the chill and had to reach for a fur shrug all the way up in heaven.

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