Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Nicole Kidman is not trending on Twitter because she broke her NDA with Scientology and has confirmed that Tom Cruise is actually only 3’7” tall. It’s because new pictures of her in Lucille Ball drag for Being The Ricardos have been circulating. And Nicole’s lucky Lucy was no relation to the Gucci Gang, because Nicole has endured enough harassment from shady organizations to last a lifetime.
The last pics we saw were equally unconvincing, but that had a lot to do with the way her hair was styled. This time she’s got the classic Lucy ‘do, but unfortunately, it’s more Lucy from The Peanuts than Lucille Ball. Here’s what you can get away with if you’ve got five Golden Globes, an Oscar and two Emmys under your belt. What they won’t tell you is that Nicole is also a 3-time Yoga Award winner for Worst Foreign Actress. All in the same year!
It’s Nicole Kidman playing Lucille Ball or Taylor Swift with curls pic.twitter.com/rt5p84Mfap
— dramabananna (@dramabananna) April 29, 2021
Now, it’s been stressed since this casting was announced that Nicole isn’t playing Lucy Ricardo, the fictional character from the TV show I Love Lucy. Being The Ricardos is about the real life relationship between Lucy and Desi Arnaz who will be played by Javier Bardem. Here’s a look at them together on set looking more like Katherine Hepburn and a waiter she just fucked in the back seat of the car.
— Gothic Bob (@BobColdicott) April 25, 2021
Debra Messing hasn’t had this much heat on her since Smash! got cancelled. Here’s Javier again only this time he looks more like Desi. But that’s mostly due to the mask. Maybe Aaron Sorkin can pull his face out of Paulina Porizkova’s coochie long enough to re-write Lucy as a germaphobe.
Holy shit! Set photos of Nicole Kidman and Javier Bardem in the upcoming “I Love Lucy” biopic pic.twitter.com/rdH8PKqHMC
— Nelson Carvajal (@nelsoncarvajal) April 29, 2021
Lucy and Desi’s daughter Lucie Arnaz is still 100% behind the choice to cast Nicole as her mom. And she had a thing or two to say to all the naysayers.
For everyone saying that Debra Messing should’ve been cast as Lucille Ball over Nicole Kidman… pic.twitter.com/XsZpfZcyEu
— Radical Jerpheal Colwarnock (@SweetColwell) April 29, 2021
If that’s true then there’s no reason on earth this role shouldn’t have gone to Viola Davis. But I don’t blame Lucie. Who wouldn’t want their mom played by one of the most famous and bankable actresses on the planet? I bet Linda Tripp‘s kids are equally enthusiastic about the beautiful Sarah Paulson playing their mom in Ryan Murphy‘s American Crime Story: Impeachment which is also filming right now. Here’s a look!
Sarah Paulson as Linda Tripp on the set of 'American Crime Story: Impeachment' pic.twitter.com/kGrJeluFgp
— Film Updates (@TheFilmUpdates) April 27, 2021
Sorry, my bad. Those are stills from the upcoming EDDIE Murphy movie The Nutty Snitch.