Mariah Carey Says Derek Jeter Was The Catalyst For Her To Leave Tommy Mottola
Mariah Carey’s out there promoting her memoir, “The Meaning of Mariah Carey” (I thought the meaning was whistle tones, refusing to walk on her own two feet, and Mean Girls quotes?). In the book, which will be released next Tuesday, Mariah writes about her 1993-1998 marriage to music exec Tommy Mottola, who was 20 years her senior and super controlling. In a new interview with Oprah, she explains how an extramarital fling with Derek Jeter was “the catalyst” that helped her get out of the marriage.
Kim Cattrall Doesn’t Regret Talking Shit About Sarah Jessica Parker
The universe gave us a gift when Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall decided to pose in front of a dozen jars of mayonnaise at the 2009 premiere of Did You Hear About The Morgans. Because much like an 11-year-old unrefrigerated jar of mayo, Kim’s relationship with her former Sex and the City co-star has curdled into a creamy pile of stinky salmonella. Kim made it very clear she would never do a Sex and the City 3 movie, and she made that clear again when she said she has no regrets about what she’s said about SJP.
Trump Has Banned TikTok And WeChat From App Stores Starting On Sunday
The likes of TikTok “stars“ Addison Rae were smart to pivot from lazily busting out Ambien moves for her millions of followers to joining Hollywood in taking a machete to some people’s tweenhood classics. Because as Addison butchers She’s All That, Donald Trump has cut one of TikTok’s arteries by throwing down an executive order, which bans TikTok from app stores, starting on Sunday. Another Chinese-owned app, WeChat, will also be pulled. This is just Trump’s latest shanking in his war against TikTok. If only scientists called coronavirus “TikTok” from the get-go, he would’ve taken it seriously and ended that bitch by now.
Chris Evans Is Channeling The Attention From That Dick Pic Into Voting Activism
Over the weekend, a picture of what was believed to be Chris Evans‘ dick hit the internet when he posted a clip to his Instagram Stories and that clip included a shot of his camera roll, which included a picture of a penis. Chris deleted the clip immediately and he never confirmed whether the grainy, low-res penis in question was his. But he addressed the situation on Twitter, and he’s trying to turn that Big Dick Energy into High Voter Turnout.
BREAKING NEWS: Kendall Jenner Bravely Came Out As A Stoner
In a previous episode of Kate and Oliver Hudson’s podcast, Sibling Revelry, they talked about the time they hosted a house party and Tom Cruise gatecrashed. Well, this time these rich and connected people are squeezing some “juicy” (not really) details out of the Kardashian/Jenners. They spoke with 41-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and 24-year-old Kendall Jenner about the Koven and learned that Kendall Jenner is a stoner. Oh my god! So brave! This is like when she came out as having had acne at some point! Someone get her a Medal of Honor!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Pregnant Midge!
On this Labor Day, let’s finally, finally, finally pay tribute to this labor legend who not only labored hard to push out a plastic baby (read: she just took off her pregnant bump and pulled the plastic baby out of it), but also worked the OUTRAGE button of many a mad trick who felt like Pregnant Midge was promoting teen pregnancy. Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, Bristol Palin, and all of the other Teen Moms need to bow down to Pregnant Midge because she was causing a commotion long before they were.