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Doctor Dreadful Food Lab!
Doctor Dreadful stuff still exists today, but it hit its peak in the 90s when Tyco, the makers of DD, started selling the Easy-Bake Oven for the disgusting “eat your own snots” set. Doctor Dreadful was like Creepy Crawlers, but while eating Creepy Crawlers may have caused your parents to shake their heads all pissed-off like after you end up in the ER, you could actually eat Doctor Dreadful’s creations. Hey, I didn’t say they were edible. I just said you could eat them.
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Stacey Dash’s fourth husband Jeffrey Marty is asking for an annulment because he claims that ten days after they met, her pastor said it was God’s will for them to get married and he was put under some kind of “hypnotic prayer technique” that caused his messy ass to marry her messy ass. If that’s the case, he needs to sue GOD! But my guess is that this “hypnotic prayer technique” involved Stacey saying, “I won’t sex you until marriage,” into his eyes. – People
I was too busy making WTF eyes over that eagle trying to snatch up those cherubs who are staring at a sleeping naked lady to notice that Tyler Posey either needs to clean his bathroom mirror or clean up that chunky jizz blob on his thigh – OMG Blog
“She really should be wearing a lion onesie since she’s always lion about shit” is probably what Brad Pitt said about this picture of Angelina Jolie in an elephant onesie – Lainey Gossip
Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markle Are Now Living In Santa Barbara
Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle can now easily skip on over to Oprah’s humble abode or Ellen DeGeneres’ little seaside shack (that’s if they want to contort their faces into an awkward smile while catching Ellen scorching a gardener’s face with her flaming words of rage for her grass being 1/10th of an inch too long) to borrow a cup of caviar or diamonds, or whatever rich people borrow from each other because they have permanently moved to the Santa Barbara area in California. And yes, I’m resisting the urge to Google, “Is the Whole Foods in Santa Barbara hiring a bagger?” so that I can finally say that I once bagged PHG’s organic eggplant.
January Jones Made It Clear That She’s Into Kawhi Leonard, Who Has A Girlfriend
There are some things that January Jones wants to keep very private, like the identity of the father of her 8-year-old son Xander Jones. But there are other things that January doesn’t really want to keep private like her thirst for NBA star Kawhi Leonard, who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. 42-year-old January didn’t keep it subtle by sliding into 29-year-old Kawhi’s DMs. January left subtlety at the door and decided to hit up Kawhi in an Instagram Story.
Open Post: Hosted By The UK’s Top (Retired) Diplomatic Pussy
pparently, the UK Foreign Office has a cat on staff –– or, I should say, “had” a cat on staff. Because the cat in question, a black and white tabby named Palmerston, has decided to say peace out from wading through all the bullshit of bureaucracy (not to mention that morning commute) by retiring after four long years on the job. Happy International Cat Day, indeed!
Lady Antebellum Picked The Wrong One When They Came For The Real Lady A’s Name
The band formally known as but is basically still named Lady Antebellum shot themselves in the foot when they decided to officially change their name to Lady A before checking in with Anita White who has used Lady A as her stage name since Hillary Scott, Charles Kelley, and David Haywood were in denim diapers. It’s been one month since Lady A is For Antebellum filed their lawsuit against Anita for the rights to use her name, and according to Billboard, “the two parties are no closer to a solution.” That’s because Anita refuses to back down and she continues to speak out about Lady A is For Antebellum’s shameful pandering and subsequent double cross.