Category: Kim Cattrall

Kim Cattrall Doesn’t Regret Talking Shit About Sarah Jessica Parker

September 23, 2020 / Posted by:

The universe gave us a gift when Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall decided to pose in front of a dozen jars of mayonnaise at the 2009 premiere of Did You Hear About The Morgans. Because much like an 11-year-old unrefrigerated jar of mayo, Kim’s relationship with her former Sex and the City co-star has curdled into a creamy pile of stinky salmonella. Kim made it very clear she would never do a Sex and the City 3 movie, and she made that clear again when she said she has no regrets about what she’s said about SJP.

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Open Post: Hosted By Kim Cattrall Lusting After Super Mario In An Old Nintendo Commercial

May 7, 2020 / Posted by:

An old Nintendo commercial from 2012 has been making the rounds on the internet again because it somehow magically blends the worlds of video games and Sex & the City‘s Samantha Jones. Yes, Sex & The City 3 will never happen but who needs that crap when we have Kim Cattrall getting the tingles in her Princess Peach over Super Mario.

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Kim Cattrall Says She Was Bullied Over Decision To Not Do “Sex And The City 3”

August 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Kim Cattrall is mastering the art of letting things go and living in the present by bringing up the BRAND NEW and BREAKING NEWS INFO that she is never, ever, getting back together with her Sex and the City co-stars for a third movie. Kim stated that since she revealed this fact over and over again, she’s been “bullied“, which makes me wonder if Kim Cattrall knows what the words mean.

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Kim Cattrall Says She’s Done With “Sex And The City” Forever And Only Wants To Work With “Good People”

July 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Kim Cattrall is letting it be known for the 12,000th time that she will not be in any Sex And The City movie.  Not one where Miranda’s 14-year-old son sends Samantha a dick pic. Not one where Mr. Big dies. Not any. And of course, since Kim Cattrall is Kim Cattrall, she made sure to tell us that she’s not doing another SATC movie because she only wants to work with “good people.” Who could she even be talking about?! Look at Kim Cattrall mastering the art of subtle shade.

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I Didn’t Know That Mary Kay Letourneau Was A Writer On The “Sex And The City 3” Movie

November 27, 2018 / Posted by:

The Samantha Jones we know and love hates children, and so she would never text with a kid, and she would definitely never sext with one. But if Satan got his way and the Sex and the City 3 movie was made and came out, we’d see Miranda Hobbes’ now 14-year-old son Brady, who looks like this now (and strangely enough he looks like the ginger love child of Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente), sending dick pics to Samantha. Samantha looking at child porn sent to her by a teenager she knew as a kid gets 5 out of 5 Not Amused While Drinking Wine Samanths from me:

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Mr. Big Was Going To Die In The Third “Sex And The City” Movie

November 20, 2018 / Posted by:

People are still licking their wounds over a lost paycheck from Sex And The City 3 getting the kibosh. Kim Cattrall did us all a solid by saying she didn’t want anything to do with a third movie. Or she did but had demands for other movies unrelated to Sex that nobody wanted to do, and that’s why it got shelved. Either way, Kim is why there isn’t a third movie, and they should honestly erect a giant statue in her honor. Her old castmates don’t exactly agree, and they’re still blabbing about why it never happened. One new reason that just dropped is they were going to kill of Chris Noth’s Mr. Big early in the film, and Kim didn’t like how it was going to be all about how Carrie recovered. Yet again – even more reason not to make it!

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