Nicolas Cage Once Gave $20,000 In Roulette Winnings To An Orphanage
Even though Nicolas Cage is currently working on two different projects (his turn as Tiger King Joe Exotic for an 8-part miniseries and his is turn as Nicolas Cage in the movie The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent) he’s bored enough in quarantine that he’s considering teaching his pet crow, which eats Sheba Perfect Portions cat food, to say “cock” instead of calling him an asshole every time he walk in the door. At least that’s what he told his friend Marilyn Manson in a recent interview for Interview magazine. In fact, Nic and Marilyn spent a good portion of their interview talking about cocks (Marilyn compared his to a mummified hand Nic once owned, which tracks) but they managed to keep them in their pants long enough to talk about a the time Nicolas won $20,000 at roulette and gave it all away to a Bahamian orphanage. Which also tracks.
Night Crumbs
Jana Kramer, who used to be a country singer/actress but is now known as one half of an ultra shitty marriage, and Mike Caussin, who used to be a football player but is now known as a prolific peen passer, talked on their podcast about how someone recently slid into her DMs to tell her that her certified cheater husband cheated on her again. You know, at this point, Jana Kramer and Mike Caussin’s dead horse of a marriage is so dead that the maggots ate it all up, but yet, here they are kicking at the maggots now – Celebitchy
Because Solange never knows when she’ll have to whoop a trick (read: Jay-Z) again, she wears her shit kickers in the bathtub – Lainey Gossip
Here’s Dylan Sprouse as a male escort who pretends to be the dead wife of Ron Rifkin, but the true star of this short is the glamorous Asian lady giving me funeral time Hello Dolly – OMG Blog
Afternoon Crumbs
The mother of Katie Holmes’ new man, Emilio Vitolo, is apparently not really giving this healthy union of pure love her blessing because Emilio was still with his fiancee when he got with Katie. Mama Vitolo thinks her cheating slut son pulled some shady shit and doesn’t like it. So let’s see, Katie went from a messy marriage to Tom Cruise to a messy on-and-off-again thing with alleged serial peen wanderer Jamie Foxx to this drama?! Okay, okay, Katie, you’re not blander than lukewarm tap water in a Styrofoam cup and you don’t have to keep proving that by getting into messy relationships. We get it! – Celebitchy
Rihanna apologized to the Muslim community for using a song by Coucou Chloe, which has Islamic scriptures in it, for her fashion show. It makes sense that RiRi, her team, and Coucou Chloe didn’t know that was a no-no because it’s not like something called Google exists – Lainey Gossip
Here are trailers for movies that have yet to push their release date to 3095 – Pajiba
Um, Halsey really shouldn’t have used that low-rent Post Malone filter on her face because it snatches away the focus from her exquisitely-applied Bonne Bell lip liner – Popoholic
While I’m all about an international team of lady spies, the trailer for 355 makes it look like Ocean’s 8 if Ocean’s 8 was cornier and took itself way too seriously – /Film
Another day, another story about how The Rock’s bank account is more stretched to the limit than a long-sleeved t-shirt screaming for mercy while trying to hold in his muscles – Just Jared
Here’s another one for the #FREECLAUDIACONWAY Files – Towleroad
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Kyle Richards Was Wrong About Her Stolen Ring And The Accused “Psychic” Is Speaking Out
There’s an update on the RIVETING tale of Kylie Richards, of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and her stolen ring. Kyle let the world know recently that she had located what she believed to be one of her rings, which had been stolen during a robbery at her house a few years ago. Kyle noticed the ring on the finger of a psychic who Diane Keaton posted about on Instagram. Kyle was convinced the ring was hers and an investigation ensued. Literally, she hired a PI. Well, Kyle better get her money back because the psychic in question has spoken out. And she has proof the ring is a family heirloom that she’s had for years, and she’s not even a psychic. Well, since everyone really, really cares about this saga, this is one way for Kyle to divert attention away to rumors about her marriage being in the shit can.
Apparently, Max Ehrich Found Out He Got Dumped By Demi Lovato Through The Tabloids
Despite all of the things I couldn’t believe about the totally genuine relationship that sprung up out of nowhere between Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich, there is ONE element that I don’t doubt for a minute and that is the idea that Max has his own Google Alert set up for anytime his name is mentioned in the news. Because apparently, Max found out that he wasn’t going to become Mr. Demi Lovato when we all found out that fact.
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After Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markle Encouraged Americans To Vote, Trump Said That He’s Not A Fan And Wished PHG “Luck”
On National Voter Registration Day, Meghan Markle and Prince Hot Ginge did a video, which played during the televised Time 100 special, where they got into the importance of voting and shat on hate speech. PHG wasn’t wearing a “Ginger Bros For Joe” t-shirt, and they never mentioned the name Joe Biden or endorsed Biden. But many still got their assholes twisted up about it, and because there’s absolutely nothing else going on in the country besides this, a reporter from The Daily Mail (of course) asked Donald Trump how he feels about Meghan and PHG “essentially encouraging people to vote for Joe Biden.” Trump didn’t have Mean Girls-like words for PHG (Why would he? PHG is a rich white dude whose mom Trump believes he could’ve had sex with if she took an HIV test). But he did shit-talk Meghan by saying he’s not a fan, which really is the ultimate compliment.