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Nerfuls!
Nerfuls came from – wait for it, wait for it – the 1980s and they were little ball creatures with faces, outfits, and their own personalities. There was the sad flasher-looking one (Billy Ball in the purple hat), the freon huffer (Benny Ball in the yellow cap), the 99 Cent Store clearance bin Heathcliff (Scratch the pussy), the pervert cop (Officer Bob), and Stoner Pippi Longstocking (Bessie Ball). And there were even more of those bouncing huevos.
Parker Brothers released Nerfuls in the US in 1985, and they were also sold in the UK and Argentina. They kind of look like the shady and black sheep cousins of Mr. Men. They were versatile bitches, because they came with a top (their hat or wig) and a bottom (their outfit) and you could take both pieces off to turn it into a little ball, via Wikipedia:
Nerfuls are a “group of bouncy, colorful little creatures who love fast action and great fun! They’ve traveled far from their tiny planet, Erf, just so they can roll around, bounce around, and always be around children. Make Nerfuls your friend and keep the good times rolling!” “When you take away the top and bottom of any Nerfuls 3-piece figure you’ll have a real ball. Each round little face is a ball for rolling, spinning, tossing and catching. But what makes Nerfuls even more fun to be around is the way you can take them apart and put them together in all sorts of silly ways!
On top of those Nerfuls characters above, there were many, many more, like Nerfuls on wheels. There were also accessories like the Nerfuls Boppers, which you stuffed your Nerful in and then watched as that motherfucker went flying into somebody’s eye, or something.
They were really, really versatile because you could switch up their look by putting, let’s say, Bessie’s wig on Officer Bob’s head.
Nerfuls were discontinued by 1987, which is definitely for the best. Because if they were still around when I was a teenager, I’d probably get a lot of easy laughs from using a Nerful hat or wig to dress up my crotch Nerfuls. I know, “teenager.” I’d do that now. Off to eBay!
