Night Crumbs
Lately, HBO Max has been busy with taking an ax to several shows and a Magic Eraser to others, and they were at it again yesterday. They removed all episodes of Westworld (which they shit-canned last month) and The Nevers. And they canceled Love Life and Minx. The news is extra shitty for Minx because they’re currently wrapping up filming on season two. The plan is to finish season two and then shop the show around to other streamers. HBO Max will also remove season one of Minx from its platform. If you don’t know, Minx is about a feminist writer who joins forces with a porn publisher to create the first erotic magazine for women in the 70s, and the first season was a prosthetic peen wonderland! It probably single-crotchedly kept the fake dong industry alive. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go off and Google “details and location for HBO’s rubber dick fire sale.” – Deadline
Cut to Christina Ricci reenacting Nicole Kidman’s “exploding with joy after finalizing divorce from Tom Cruise” pap pics because she is officially divorced from her allegedly abusive ex – Extra
Patti LaBelle Was Rushed Offstage After A Bomb Threat At Her Show In Milwaukee
Now more than ever, we must protect our cultural icons at all costs! So I need to know the names of every security officer at Patti LaBelle‘s recent show in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, because they all need Congressional Medals of Honor. On Saturday night, Patti was enjoying an evening of kicking off shoes and shouting toward the heavens during her show at the Riverside Theater. But as someone was literally giving her flowers, security bum-rushed the stage like a Wu-Tang concert and whisked Patti away from the threat of imminent danger.
Alyssa Milano Made Whoopi Goldberg Sigh On “The View” By Announcing She’s Sticking With Twitter
We can’t credit Alyssa Milano for the creation of the #MeToo movement but we can acknowledge that she was one of the first celebrities to inspire my usage of the hashtag #TookToTwitter, which, despite my considerable efforts over the years to make that a thing, continues to languish from disuse, forever criminally underused and hanging by a thread much like the fate of Twitter itself since Elon Musk took over (or #TookTwitter, for those keeping track) and fired all the adults. But ever since Alyssa got a little bit of credit for helping #MeToo spread like wildfire on Twitter back in the early days of our current end times, she’s used the platform as a virtual soapbox (yes, her avatar is STILL standing on a literal one, megaphone in hand) for her burgeoning career as a leftist rabble-rouser. And she’s not going down without a fight.
Former Yeezy Employees Allege That Kanye West Would Regularly Show Them Porn Videos And Explicit Images Of Kim Kardashian
In news that shocks literally no one since there have already been reports of the hostile work environment he created with his praise of Hitler, Kanye West was a vile, abusive boss. Now, many of his former Yeezy employees just shed some light on the absolutely batshit things Ye did and said in the name of FASHUN in a letter they drafted to Adidas voicing their grievances about the sexually uncomfortable and verbally abusive conditions they were forced to endure–like Kanye having to want to literally fuck a shoe before it was put on the market and his regular use of porn (which he’s been open about being addicted to), including explicit images of Kim Kardashian, to assert his dominance and assist in the “creative process.”
Lena Dunham Showed Off Her New Home In Her Parent’s Connecticut Backyard For Architectural Digest
For a woman who seems to have it all; fame, fortune, Taylor Swift as a bridesmaid, and a seemingly endless stream of blank checks to create whatever art may strike her fancy, Lena Dunham is missing one important thing that the rest of us take for granted, and that’s a shame. As such, Lena, a married, 36-year-old multimillionaire, is pleased as punch to show off the brand-new house her parents built for her in the backyard of their Connecticut estate. Lena didn’t even have to unpack; her mommy did it for her, “running her lean, silver-manicured fingers along every object.” She even gifted Lena with her “treasured collection of jadeite china.” Lena’s just a toothbrush away from actually having it all!
Adele Finally Released The Video For “I Drink Wine” And Said Taylor Swift’s One Of The Greatest Songwriters Of Our Generation
A year ago, all anyone could talk about was Adele’s much anticipated fourth album, 30. “When’s 30 coming out?! It’s been six years since 25! I’m gonna go fucking apeshit if Adele doesn’t give us 30!!!” Adele finally released the album’s first single, “Easy On Me,” and its music video in mid-October 2021. The next month, the full album came out. Soon, the album’s second single, “I Drink Wine” was announced. During an appearance on YouTube’s NikkieTutorials, Adele shared that the song’s music video had been shot and “it’s the campiest thing you’ll ever see.” She even boasted that it would inspire peoples’ 2022 Halloween costumes. But then… nothing. The song “Oh My God” quietly replaced “I Drink Wine” as 30’s second single, and its video was released in January. After that, all the Adele headlines focused on her Las Vegas residency disaster. Cut to today: the official “I Drink Wine” music video arrived! I guess right in time for Halloween? Great, just a few days to find a white bathing suit, a black and gold sequin swim cap, and a glass of vino (OK, that last one’s easy).