Lena Dunham has burped up so much messiness that when Donald Glover joked about her using the N-word recently, everyone immediately believed him. But believe it or not, both Lena and Donald deny the N-word ever slipped out of her mouth in his presence. See, this is why you gotta be careful who you make jokes about–if he made a joke about Lena being tolerable, maybe we’d easily understand he was kidding.
For a woman who seems to have it all; fame, fortune, Taylor Swift as a bridesmaid, and a seemingly endless stream of blank checks to create whatever art may strike her fancy, Lena Dunham is missing one important thing that the rest of us take for granted, and that’s a shame. As such, Lena, a married, 36-year-old multimillionaire, is pleased as punch to show off the brand-new house her parents built for her in the backyard of their Connecticut estate. Lena didn’t even have to unpack; her mommy did it for her, “running her lean, silver-manicured fingers along every object.” She even gifted Lena with her “treasured collection of jadeite china.” Lena’s just a toothbrush away from actually having it all!
Look up foot-in-mouth disease in the encyclopedia, and you’ll find a picture of Lena Dunham. The #1 symptom? Saying really dumb shit. Last year, 36-year-old Lena blamed some of her more ignorant moments on being young and having “huge blind spots.” And since she’s (mostly) stepped out of the spotlight these past few years, she hasn’t had a ton of public FIM flare-ups. But that all changed yesterday when Lena tweeted that when she dies, she wants her casket to be driven through NYC Pride with a plaque that reads: she wasn’t for everyone, but she *was* for us. Oh no.
Lena Dunham covers the latest issue of the Hollywood Reporter, and in the interview, she dives into her personal struggles and controversies. The 35-year-old explains that she used to say racist crap because she was ignorant and lacked awareness. She also blames it on being young and having “huge blind spots.” Lena wants the next decade to be more about her art and less about apologizing for everything she says. But Lena! Apologizing for everything you say is your art!
Lena Dunham got married eleven days ago to her boyfriend of about nine months, Luis Felber. The wedding was featured in VOGUE in stunning full-color display. Well, there was a lot to gawk regarding Lena’s wedding pics. Personally, the whole thing looked like a rich hipster-targeted Instagram ad for those carpet-cleaning lint removal tools (“It picks up human hair and vintage moth-eathen sweater lint!“). But that’s not what everyone else saw. Some people’s eyes zoomed in on Lena’s body, and then those same people might have decided to speak about it on social media. All that chatter about Lena’s body made its way back to her, and she’s released a statement saying she’s not ashamed of what her body looks like now.
Since Lena Dunham usually shares a lot of her private moments on Instagram, one might have thought that her recent marriage to musician Luis Felder was a simple affair given the lack of coverage on her page. Not so! In fact, it was a big to-do and was covered in the pages of Vogue. The bride wore three separate custom gowns by her friend Christoper Kane and the groom wore his fishiest fisherman’s sweater, the one with the good holes! Oh, and Taylor Swift (pictured above with Lena in an old pic) was a bridesmaid. Lord knows you can’t have what Vogue describes as a “whimsical, whirlwind London wedding” without Taylor Swift catching wind.