No, that isn’t a picture of Madonna having more filter fun. It’s a picture that Grimes took after some kind of surgical procedure, which strangely enough wasn’t a lobotomy suggested by her doctor after finding out that she thinks the earth is just 4,000 years old. Grimes said she got plastic surgery and some think she finally got those “elf ears” she talked about getting. In related news, The Edge from U2 announced that he’s just going by David now since Grimes is the ~eDgiEst~ of the ~eDgiEst~ now! – Billboard

As expected, Florence Pugh and Chris Pine skipped out on the NYC premiere of Don’t Worry Darling over “work” reasons (yeah, they were sick of that shit show promo tour working their last nerve). But they both filmed hostage videos, I mean, messages to the audience that played before the movie. And no word yet if Harry Styles spit at the screen when Chris’ face popped up – Lainey Gossip

Continue reading

Blake Lively is currently pregnant with her fourth child with Ryan Reynolds. Before making their latest kid, they may have Googled, “fuck positions that will help you conceive a boy” because they have three girls (7-year-old James, 5-year-old Inez, and 2-year-old Betty). This is great news for those who just can’t get enough of Ryan’s Mint Mobile commercials since he’ll have to do more of them now that he’s got another mouth to feed! And he may or may not be contractually obligated to name his next born Minty (he is, probably) – Just Jared

Michael Pitt is in a bad way and was carted off into an ambulance after cops got a call that he was throwing shit at people from the top of a building in Brooklyn – Pajiba

Continue reading

911 operators everywhere probably got calls from extremely upset tricks screaming, “I’d like to report a hate crime! Jennifer Coolidge was just played off by the band during her Emmys acceptance speech!”

Like Sheryl Lee Ralph, Jennifer Coolidge has been in the game for a while, but recently, she’s been getting some award love for stealing the spotlights in The White Lotus (and she even stole the spotlight from a CGI turd!). At last night’s Emmys, Jennifer was up for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie, and unsurprisingly, she won that shit. While accepting her first Emmy, Jennifer Coolidge went full Jennifer Coolidge by talking about how a lavender bath gave her a case of the body swells, and when her speech went overtime and the band began to play her off, she begged them to stop and eventually decided that if you can’t beat ’em, dance to ’em!

Continue reading

THE QUEEN died this week and with her departure, she left behind a few things including an old teabag. No, not Prince Andrew. I said teabag, not scumbag. But if you want to own a piece of teabag history and have an eye for bargains, your chance to own THE QUEEN’S alleged teabag is just an eBay click away! For only $12,000 you can own THE QUEEN’s very own alleged tea bag. It would surely make a delightful conversation piece for any fancy dinner party.

Continue reading

In case you spent your day yesterday under a rock without any Wi-Fi or worms in sight (because even worms know this news), THE QUEEN died at 96 after a 70-year reign. That meant that the royal formerly known as Prince Charles became the second-most famous King Charles (after the King Charles Cavalier). And today, King Charles gave his first speech to the country, and sadly during his pre-recorded address, he didn’t announce that he’s giving up the throne and passing it to England’s Finest Rose Jodie Marsh! No, but Charles did mourn his mother and said that Prince William and Duchess Kate will now be the Prince and Princess of Wales.

Continue reading