Night Crumbs

December 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Lately, HBO Max has been busy with taking an ax to several shows and a Magic Eraser to others, and they were at it again yesterday. They removed all episodes of Westworld (which they shit-canned last month) and The Nevers. And they canceled Love Life and Minx. The news is extra shitty for Minx because they’re currently wrapping up filming on season two. The plan is to finish season two and then shop the show around to other streamers. HBO Max will also remove season one of Minx from its platform. If you don’t know, Minx is about a feminist writer who joins forces with a porn publisher to create the first erotic magazine for women in the 70s, and the first season was a prosthetic peen wonderland! It probably single-crotchedly kept the fake dong industry alive. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go off and Google “details and location for HBO’s rubber dick fire sale.”  – Deadline

Cut to Christina Ricci reenacting Nicole Kidman’s “exploding with joy after finalizing divorce from Tom Cruise” pap pics because she is officially divorced from her allegedly abusive ex – Extra

Today, a pompous director is bragging about his amazing filmmaking skills, and PLOT TWIST, it’s not James Cameron. Christopher Nolan claims that for his new movie Oppenheimer, he recreated a nuclear explosion without using CGI. Your move, Michael Bay! Actually, I don’t mean that because I really don’t want the entire planet to explode from the director of Ambulance trying to up Christopher Nolan – Celebitchy

Long gone are the beautiful broke days of RuPaul’s Drag Race when they had to bring the soft-focus elegance by smearing off-brand Vaseline on the camera lens. They’re richer now, and the 15th season will feature a bigger cash prize of two hundred thousand doolahs! – Just Jared

Award shows continue to prove that they’re mostly a joke by not giving any love to Reservation DogsPajiba

Speaking of award shows, nobody really cared about the Golden Globe nominations this year – Lainey Gossip

Prince William, Princess Kate, and their children served “Land’s End summer catalog” casualness on their family Christmas card – People

The Hollywood premiere of Avatar: The Way of Water was last night, and since there were cameras, Heidi Klum showed up dressed like “water” but looked more like a glamorous version of the pile of clear painting tarps I have crumped up in a garage cabinet – Go Fug Yourself

Pic: HBO Max

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