Soho Scammer Anna Delvey Hosted A House Arrest Birthday Party And Made Guests Sign NDAs and Asked For Their Social Security Numbers
Anna Sorokin, AKA Anna Delvey–the Russian-born scammer who pretended to be a German heiress to swindle millions of dollars from rich and not-so-rich New Yorkers–celebrated her 32nd birthday while still under house arrest and, according to sources, the party was a great time and featured all the New York glitterati, who handed over signed NDAs and maybe even their social security numbers to Anna upon entry.
Night Crumbs
Oscar winner Rami Malek (sorry for reminding you about Bohemian Rhapsody) will star in and produce a limited series for Warner Bros. about the life and times of silent screen comedy legend Buster Keaton. Matt Reeves (director of The Batman) is expected to direct. Rami is probably channeling Anne Hathaway today by cooing, “It came true,” because he’s said before that it’s his wish to play Buster Keaton one day. Since BustHisBonesToGetTheShot Keaton is one of Rami’s dream roles, he better do his own stunts (cut to every entertainment insurance company blocking the numbers for Warner Bros., Rami, and Matt Reeves). I mean, if he doesn’t come out of filming in a full-body cast after slamming into the side of a building and doing an old-timey bungee jump near a waterfall, then he shouldn’t even bother submitting himself for an Emmy nom!!!! – Deadline
Anna Wintour is still trying to make Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz happen – Lainey Gossip
Alec Baldwin Asks His Fans To Follow Hilaria Baldwin On Instagram For Her Birthday
Welp. I think we know how Alec Baldwin got to eight kids and no doubt counting. Page Six reports that earlier today, Alec #ignitedinstragram with a request for his fans to follow his wife, Hilaria Baldwin, on Instagram, as a personal favor to him, on the occasion of Hilaria’s birthday so that she may reach the pinnacle of her career as an esposa/madre/yogui/mujer de influencia y cultural fluidity (sorry, that last one broke Google translate) by reaching the threshold of 1 million followers. At the time of this writing, Hilaria has 996K followers, and Alec says that reaching that mark would really make her day. Kinda makes you wonder what Hilaria’s magic number for babies is and if she’ll have enough time to reach it before there’s a global shortage of Baldwin spunk.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Thor, the walrus whose masturbating and nap time got a fireworks show canceled!
Yesterday, my inbox was hit with emails about the horny walrus whose non-stop fapping messed with a resort town’s New Year’s Eve extravaganza. And I don’t know what that says about me. Actually, I do, but let’s not get into that right now because all the focus must be on this Don’t Give A Fuck legend!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Millenios!
The days leading up to the end of the 1900s were filled with drama since we were told that computer systems were in danger of completely freaking out from making the switch from the two-digit year ’99 to ’00, and the world as we knew it would end! But the only thing that crashed that night was me after getting blackout drunk from two cups of Strawberry Hill (listen, the late-90s was my extreme lightweight era). So when every computer in the land didn’t explode when the clock struck midnight on January 1, 2000, everybody kissed their box of Millenios before letting out a Y2K sigh of relief!
With An Assist From Greta Thunberg, “Alpha Male” Andrew Tate’s “Clap Back” Pizza May Have Delivered Him To Romanian Authorities For Questioning About A Human Trafficking Ring
It’s easy to get discouraged by the state of the world in #thesecontinuedtryingtimes, but much like that wise woman of song and science, Dr. Whitney Houston, I too believe the children are our future. After all, Whitney’s paradigm of progenic potential has already come to pass. Case in point: Former child, environmental activist, and 2019’s Time Magazine Person of the Year, Greta Thunberg, now 19, may be single-handedly responsible for facilitating one of the greatest self-own’s in modern history. And in doing so, has successfully neutralized one of the world’s most noxious sources of pollution, “alpha male influencer” Andrew Tate. And as a bonus, she’s taken 33 gas-guzzling automobiles off our roads and into the custody of the Romanian police force.